Game:

The Elder Scrolls: Arena (1994)

Duration: 0:36

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9 days without cheese wow my trip to the ranch and then to arizona was fantastic tragically i couldnt bring my best friend whom has gone on this trip since we were like 12 every summer cause he got banned from the ranch too much shinanigans you see i brought my business associate i technically went camping for the first time it was cold but very nice ive been calling my girl my business associate for the whole duration of this series i will now grant her the new nickname of ivy because you see when we were riding the ATVs around the place she took a piss and then used a leaf of poison ivy to wipe as you see "women" wipe when they piss as they are genetically inferior to men so her faculties were out of order and when we went on the road trip to arizona to drop some of my dads garbage off at the family house she was sick due to a presumed "yeast infection" i know this is TMI but i really want to stumble onto this description one day and have a laugh at the hilarity of the situation my dad is hilarious fun fact im upper middle class he just gave me his credit card welsfargo business platinum and told me to have at it the road trip to arizona from the ranch sucked because on the way to visit the grand canyon one of the auxillary interstates blew up and caught on fire so we had to instead take some deshevilled red neck road for like 5 hours i kid you not every 40 mintutes wed pass by a town named something like greasewood springs thats actually a town we passed by that being said the ride back was the most beautiful road trip ive ever had in my life if you live around where i do you know about moab utah and oh my god is it beautiful i got home at 3 in the morning yesterday which is why no cheese this episode is in honor of my cactus plant who died while i was gone rest his soul i loved poking you with my fingers when i needed to use the sink

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