[SPOILERS} RISE OF DERPWALKER | CHAD AND STEVE PODCUSS #2
3We talk/laugh about rise of skywalker. While we think its okay and were entertained, its loaded with ridiculous stuff. Movie star wars needs a vacation.
The Following is Chad's exactly truthful notes from a certain point of view.
Rise of skywalker
kylo killin bitches looking for horocruxies
find emperor and gets a fleet cause the emperor been building ships for the past like 50 years
Rey and leia trainin
rey argues about stuff
they go to desert mardigra
chewie dies from rey sith lightening
they fall in quick sand
they find ship and go to save not dead chewie"best part of the movie prolly" but first go to a place with mad hacker that blanks 3p0
They leave head toward old death star and meet old stormtroopers
rey gets in boat and its dangerous but not really cause they all end up going
rey fights kylo
kylo is dying but not really and han mumbles stuff leia dies of sad
rey learns parents sold her to protect her and got killed by ancient ceremonial dagger
rey runs off to burn stuff and luke tells her the last movie sucked
rey goes to grandpa palpy wants her to kill him
kylo shows up and remembers there are knights of ren
rey gives kylo saber
palpy gets a battery charge and decides instead of dying that being slightly less old is better
kylo falls in a hole and rey indiana jones palpy and dies
kylo gets out of hole and heals rey and then dies cause i dont know
and massive space battle with ponies and people that we dont care about
lando put moves on other black chick that put moves on fin
rey goes to tatoonie and buries lightsabers and steals lukes indentity with new lame saber