"sprechenden TED Stoff Teddys" in 40cm und 12 Sätze (Fehler:kein R Rated) -Vorstellung
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In dem Video ist ein Fehlerteufel. Ich hab die jugendfrei Version. Nicht die R-Rated (in der spricht er nur 5 Sätze). This is only the talking Version.
Talking Version:
-"I look like something you give your kid when you tell them Grandma died."
-"C'mon, I don't sound that much like Peter Griffin."
-"That's my bad. I was sending a tweet."
-"The brewski run."
-"I wuv you."
-"Okay, alright, so that's where we'll draw the line."
-"You know what I'd like to do to her, something I call the dirty Fozzie."
-"Will you take care of me for ever and ever?"
-"Good talk, Coach."
-"Stick your finger in the loop of my tag."
-"C'mere, ya bastard."
-"I didn't know you had a baby. Is it alive?"
R-Rated Version:
- Yeah, I mean, y-you know when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places so Im
Im a little f***ed up, but will you take care of me for ever and ever?... Aha! Im just kidding you!
I thought itd be funny if you thought I was f***ing retarded.
- You ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm? Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Harder! Harder! Oh, God, that was so good! Now Im gonna stuff my f***in face with Pepperidge Farm.
- Well you never shouldve trusted me. Im on drugs!
- Alright c mon, lets sing the Thunder Song. When you hear the sound of thunder, dont you get too scared. Just grab your Thunder Buddy and say these magic words: F*** you, Thunder! You can suck my d***. You cant get me, Thunder, cause youre just Gods farts (makes fart noise).
- Oh f*** that. Its been 4 years, Johnny! You and me have been together for 27 years. Wheres my ring, huh? Wheres my ring, ****hole? Wheres my ring, mother f****? Put it on my fuzzy finger, you f*** Cmon!