Ted R Rated Talking Plush from ThinkGeek
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-R-rated, talking teddy bear from the Ted movie
-Recommended ages: 18+
-Features 5 phrases from Ted movie:
-"Yeah, I mean, y-you know when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places so I'm - I'm a little f---ed up, but will you take care of me for ever and ever?... Aha! I'm just kidding you! I thought it'd be funny if you thought I was f---ing retarded."
-"You ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm? 'Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Harder! Harder! Oh, God, that was so good! Now I'm gonna stuff my f---in' face with Pepperidge Farm.'"
-"Well you never should've trusted me. I'm on drugs!"
-"Alright c'mon, let's sing the Thunder Song. When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your Thunder Buddy and say these magic words: F--- you, Thunder! You can suck my d--- You can't get me, Thunder, 'cause you're just God's farts."
-"Oh f--- that. It's been 4 years, Johnny! You and me have been together for 27 years. Where's my ring, huh? Where's my ring, a------? Where's my ring, mother f---er? Put it on my fuzzy finger, you f--- C'mon!"
-Featuring Seth Macfarlane's voice from his movie Ted
-Batteries: 3 AA (included, replaceable)
-Care: Remove batteries, then spot clean with a damp cloth and mild detergent
-Dimensions: 8" tall
Music by Joneski "Alarm"
http://joneski.bandcamp.com/
http://www.samueljoneslunsford.com/
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