Game:

Tekken Revolution (2013)

Duration: 15:05

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Dear friends, family, Asian grillz. let us celebrate the birth of a god. a god both punishing to the wicked and beneficial to the good. his grace is more prevalent than that of Arnold and Rambo (armbo), he hangs out with the unicorn wizard, and is best pals with the manticore. he could stand b4 Kanye west and dwarf his ego until it became little more than a tiny green parasite hanging off of his carlton banks ass shaped square head. he slapped Eminem for proclaiming himself a rap god, why? because he is a rap titan-god! he gets all the grillz, from Asian, black, white, Hispanic, indian, green and even blue! (and blue girls r some of the most depressing ones to talk to much less hook up with-da blu-de-da-blu-dai) every man is jealous if his marvelous hardgay ultragut with a 12 pack of abs. all women wish to touch his gruff, manly, bitch taking...beard that makes any given g-unit chain look like a thin silver necklace. who do I speak of? for shame, u should already know. I speak of none other than...SANTA CHRIST...and his machine-gun totin elves, also Rudolph. Yup.

#1-Gatekeeping from the gate? Then dear Lili you shall not get by me.
#2-this guy is un-fucking-believable. But who's the bitch now? Also, could u see the lag? my god!
#3-nice try xiaoyu, but your mix-ups need work, considering u didn't really get me to fall for much
#4-not gonna lie, hwo intimidates me, but i am gettin better at ducking him (or so i say)
#5-dat first round was so lucky. someone tell me, is that flying kick lars does safe on block, cuz i missed a punish on that so many times.