TF2 Griefing/Exploit - Infinite Bonk Scout
442An extremely old exploit used to let you become not only invincible, but also completely immovable.
HOW TO: It's PATCHED now. It used to work like this: Drink Bonk, and pull your internet cable. Bonk would last as long as your internet was disconnected, and you would be completely stuck in the same position until you regained connection. It was not hacks, it was not admin powers, seriously people read the damn description.
Sadly, after almost 4 full years of being unfixed, Valve decided to patch this wonderful exploit... the very same day I got around to recording material.
There were a lot other chokepoints and tight doorways I wanted to block, but sadly an entire day's worth of demos is all I was left with to make this video. Hope it was good enough for you.
~~~~~~OBLIGATORY RANT~~~~~~
Working with demos has reduced me to the broken, sobbing shell of the man I used to be.
Whenever I wanted a fixed camera POV, I would use Demo Smoothing. It was tedious, ill-documented and prone to failure. But I kept using it, time and time again, it was good enough for me, because I had it memorized, and because after a long while of searching I was convinced there WASN'T an easier way.
Eventually, though, after months of doing things the tedious way, I found out there WAS, after all, an easier way. I could achieve the same results much, much more easily and hassle-free by just using Drive Camera.
Let me tell you how I felt the day I realized this.
I felt like a man who had been shitting while standing up his entire life. When, one day, he realized he could just sit down to shit. He wanted to be happy for his discovery, but he could only be bitter for all the times he shat while standing up for nothing.
But as soon as he had to wipe, he realized it didn't really matter, because then he found out his entire life he had been shitting into his pants anyways.
I wish I could tell you I am not this man. I wish so very hard I could tell you I don't shit my pants every day, and dear sweet holy mother of our lord, I wish I could tell you it didn't happen twice while typing this very message.
18:55 - ¡Baudios!: I think this might be you in a video
18:55 - ¡Baudios!: http://youtu.be/N6gMEuQZD_g
19:02 - Team Satisfaction: yeah
19:02 - Team Satisfaction: that the bicth
19:02 - Team Satisfaction: let really
19:02 - ¡Baudios!: ?
19:03 - Team Satisfaction: he a gay
19:03 - ¡Baudios!: The guy in the video?
19:03 - Team Satisfaction: yeah
19:03 - Team Satisfaction: he ficked the whole server
19:03 - Team Satisfaction: is not me who did the glicth
19:03 - ¡Baudios!: yeah mang what a faggot
19:03 - Team Satisfaction: dude he get ban?
19:04 - ¡Baudios!: from ALL servers yeah
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