🎵 The Best Christmas Song Ever (Official Audio)
9,012It's The Best Christmas Song Ever!
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LYRICS
Section 1 - Intro
Lewis: We're finally here Simon! The North Pole!
Simon: Oh, I can't wait to meet him Lewis! I wonder why he invited us here?!
Santa: Ho ho ho! Lewis! Simon! Please come in!
Now, you're probably both wondering why I invited you here.
So let me tell you, in a song!
Section 2 - Santa's Dilemma
Christmas is a special time of year
Elves: (A special time of year)
It's so joyful, it fills your heart with cheer
(Your heart with cheer)
As Santa, it is my job to spread a little joy
(Spread a little joy)
And to give all the good boys and girls a brand new little toy
(Ahh-hhh)
But there's one thing I hate at Christmas, I must admit
(I hate Christmas)
Between you and me, the songs, are a little bit shit
(Ahh-hhh)
That's why you're here, in my grotto
The best song writers I know
Section 3 - "Chorus"
I want you
(He wants you)
to write me
(To write him)
the best Christmas song
(Eeeevvvv)
ever
(eeerrrr)
Oh we'd love to Santa, but--
Or I'm going to fuck you up
I beg your pardon?
Section 4 - Scary Santa
That's right
If you don't write me the best Christmas song
I'm gunna fuck you up, all night long
I'll work you harder than I work the elves
Make you wish, you were down in hell
I am the North pole's reining heavyweight champ
So do as I say, or on your head I will stamp
If you don't write the best Christmas song ever
Now get to it!
Section 5 - Despair
Simon, what are we going to do?
There's no way that we can do this, he'll turn us into reindeer food
There's just no way that we can write
A better song than Wham in just one night
Oh come on
Last Christmas ain't even that good
Section 6 - Hope
Get it together Lewis
We've got to do this
We can't let him fuck us up
With our heads combined
We'll blow his mind
All we need, is a Christmas miracle
Section 7 - "Chorus"
And then we'll
(And then we'll)
We'll write him
(We'll write him)
Together: The best Christmas Song Ever
Section 8 - What is the Christmas Song About? A
But what should be in the best Christmas song ever?
What should it be about?
Oh, I've got a few ideas Lewis
The best Christmas song
Should be about a snowman
Or maybe the elves, or a Christmas tree
Or how Christmas began
Oh the best Christmas song is full of joy and fun
And singing out with everyone
It's about that feeling you get deep inside
And roasting chestnuts by the fireside
Section 9 - What is the Christmas Song About? B
Oh my god - we're actually doing it Simon
I knew I could do it Lewis, now what else makes the best Christmas song ever?
It's about decking the halls,
Dancing around the Christmas tree
Don't forget, the baubles and tinsel
And kids on Santa's knee
Oh the best Christmas song is almost done
I'm sure it will chart at number one
Let's celebrate with some sherry from my cup
Now he won't need to fuck us up!
Section 10 - "Chorus"
And now we've
Written him
The best fucking Christmas song
Ever
Section 11 - Santa Returns
I'm baaaacccckkk
Where's my fucking song?
Right here Santa!
Well, let me hear it!
Yes yes, right away Santa!
*pause*
Simon, press play
Oh yeah
Section 12 - Jingle Cats
*Jingle Cats Plays*
What the fuck is this?
Well it's a jingle cats and-
Everyone loves cats-
Am I some kind of joke to you?
I thought...
Section 13 - "Chorus"
I asked you
To write me
The best Christmas Song
Ever
And you've only fucking gone and done it!
Hurray!
Section 14 - Victory
This is the best Christmas song I've ever heard!
The idea of combining existing Christmas songs
And cats, it's so original!
Haha - yeah... Ermmm
I love it!
Oh ho ho, if I found out you stole that idea from somewhere else
I'd have to fuck you up, ho ho ho! Just kidding!
Haha, well we're really glad you like it Santa
But we'd better be off!
*Whispered* Simon lets get out of here
Oh ho ho, so soon? I was going to make eggnog!
Ooooh eggnog!
Oh go on then, just one
Ho ho ho!
Merry Christmas
Section 15 - "Chorus"
You wrote me
We wrote you
All: The best Christmas Song
Ever
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