The Eternal 69 | Mass Effect 2 Legendary Edition
3Mass Effect Legendary Edition is finally here. The gorgeous near perfect remaster and the exact threadbare excuse I needed to pollute the foyer of this channel in exactly the same saturated sci-fi orgy manner than I did all those years ago. This is one of my favourite franchises of all time and its going to show hard. Wanna see a grown man cry? Might as well stay here on the channel...it-it just keeps happening. This time it tastes like joy though so, that's a win
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Welcome to my let's play of Mass Effect 2 Legendary Edition, in this episode: I can only imagine that if the unspeakable cinnabun juiced up with sin bin filling act has not branded you one of its traitorous suck spreaders, then you'll be in dire need of a sheep to keep you toasty in those virtuous Kenyan May moments as you go on your pilgrimage to find someone hungry enough to accept the c*ck you've disguised as mother theresa's jammy finger. Do you usually transport meat in those gloves? It wouldn't show with how you squeeze them to manage your milquetoast anger dinner. I can sense you want to blow a raspberry at my woollen attitude, and make my name a joke in the scoop bucket, once chugged and sprayed by mum the dolloper on our joint passport at age 33. However, your lips are so chapped, that's anything but raspberry. Not even the frozen astronaut kind they rub around of their teeth to file them down. Perhaps we should hear each other out, stand trial for all those four inch space camel chap choppers we like to drag hump gap first through the homely eyelid of the man who rides our prisoners to pasture, until their microbes jump ship as the jockeys of the heart out of sheer stage fright that the man with the golden gooch will once come again to lay a tainted egg in the watersac skin valley. Perhaps more fluid would make our guests of disgusto remain despite the unfluffed nature of the gore spattered body pillow that displays everything from the inside out. If I can intice back another bout of salmonella, maybe either of my ex wives sally and ella will make the harsh 40 days 40 nights journey to my desert prickly heart as a pair, hell, maybe sal will even hop on ella, and then vomit from either end like a wretching water feature inventing food poisoning before my eyes. Guess I should never have asked if they wanted ketchup with their impossible lesbain subterranean kiss baby, no matter how many swiss army sex toys they used with the condiment spitters ensuring the lube ducts stay sugary, high level granule chafe be damned. I was so excited for an impromptu arts and crafts workshop when you asked if my table was suitable for enthusiastic scissoring, but when I returned with the girl shears, you were treating saliva littering like a competitive sport of the thigh freckle flamingo leagues, and now I've got to ask Alexa to find the nearest public volcano to toss your non believing pants into. And that's if the finest monotone amazonian doesn't join in, it'll be hard not to as we all know she's the imprisoned soul of jeff bezos' ex wife's sex life in a bongo.
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What is Mass Effect Legendary Edition? (wiki):
Mass Effect Legendary Edition is a compilation of the video games in the Mass Effect trilogy: Mass Effect, Mass Effect 2, and Mass Effect 3. All three were visually remastered and had their gameplay enhanced
Development for Legendary Edition commenced in 2019 under Mac Walters, once lead writer for Mass Effect 2 and Mass Effect 3. BioWare approached the project as a remaster, not a remake to preserve the original trilogy experience.
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