Bulge Diplomacy Photoshoot #Shorts
10It all started with that smile...that damned denim zipper bursting smile. So glad I'm on a fancy restaurant date with all of him including the mouth, and not just the bulge because this slurpy little someone ordered the spaghetti. And as if the admirable meniscus of his global affairs interfering sensual rebar wasn't enough to show his appreciation, the noodle inhalation of apocalyptic proportions will be. His pastrami lips up top are far more peaceful to eat than the more hockable ham downstairs is, especially when it just doesn't quite hit the same without the white cheddar reduction, delicately splooged right out of the cupboard. And the upper lips are just far easier to get the sandwich bread angles right in/on. #shorts #masseffect #masseffectlegendaryedition