The Internet is TOO SCARED to Make This Today - Reacting to Top 10 Sexiest Video Game Outfits
400Script from from the ScrewAttack Wiki:
We like girls. They smell good and they are nice to look at. Most of video game girls have next to no clothes on, but who are we to complain.
The rules for this list are:
No animals
The outfit cannot be a swimsuit
Their placement is placed purely on the outfit.
It has to give Craig a boner.
10. Daphne's Leotard. Most people have no idea who Daphne is. This is one of the first time people didn't have to think about what a girl was wearing. She gives Jessica Rabbit a run for her money.
9. Ivy's ... thingy. Why someone would go into a fight dressed like this is beyond Craig. It is clearly not practical. It looks like a bikini, but it is one piece of clothing, making it very difficult to get in and out of.
8. Samus' Zero Suit. Sometimes it is how you wear it, rather than how little you wear. Samus' Zero suit leaves almost nothing to the imagination while keeping her entire body covered. Craig still knocks a few points off for whenever Samus opens her mouth - even though the list is purely about the clothing.
7. Bayonetta's Hair Suit (Sounds gross when put that way). Smoking hot glasses, skin tight outfit, and sexy high heels - with guns in them.
6. The Oracle from God of War. That is all.
5. Bad Girl's Schoolgirl outfit. Bad Girl from No More Heroes is every businessman's wet dream. Schoolgirl outfit, stockings, and baseball bat.
4. Cammy's FMBs. The original Kami outfit is hot, but her winter outfit is just a snow jacket, and kneehigh boots. These boots are known as 'FMBs'. Someone told Craig that once. Craig admits it is hard to read this script without sounding like a pervert.
3. Poison's skank suit. There is 'classy' hot, and then there is 'skanky' hot. Poison has the skanky suit with her pink hair, biker hat, tiny jean shorts and itty bitty shirt. She's also a dude, and the viewer is now gay!
2. Mai's everyone-pleaser. Mai from Fatal Fury is a 'hot piece of Ace'. Mai has a sandles, sophisticated dress, and the weird tail thing.
1. Ms Pac Man's Bow. Why are we looking at Pac-Man? All Ms Pac-Man wears is a bow and lipstick. She isn't an animal, so she can count. Put her outfit on anyone, and she is hot! A bow is shown on Clotho - maybe not everyone.
It's hard to read this script without sounding like a pervert.
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