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I was worried that this movie was too old to be the subject of such a punchy and humorous video. So I wandered into the enchanted woods through the weird hole in my bathroom and sought the Great Owl of Night's Manor. Once there I fought many dark spirits and ghouls in order to prove myself to his holy lord the Owl of Night's Manor. He saw my frail body, weakened by battle with is minions, and took pity on me.

I asked of him: "Dearest Owl! Whose wings beat with the fury of the cosmos. Whose eye pierce the vale of ignorance and see truth in the blind hearts of men! Is it too late to do a goof on Alien Covenant!?" The Owl stared at me for what was nearly 2 minutes but what felt like 8 days, before leaning forward. And with breath as cold as blizzards and voice so deep and crackle as to shake the meat from my bones, he said: "Yes. It is."

So what the **** does he know. Here's my take on Alien Covenant!

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Bad Ideas - Silent Film Dark by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
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