The Regular Show Rap
526Just wanted to make a song for the regular show. :)
DL LINK for this song: http://soundcloud.com/mikedeejackson/mike-jackson-the-regular-show
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Lyrics:
Verse 1
Don't look at my dick as I synchronize the ticks
In my watch, I got rocks, a yo you kow this beat is sick
And the way this nigga spit is gonna modify history
I'm fly like Mordecai, I'm brown like Rigby
The kids fuckin' dig me, their parents fuckin' hate me
Girls say I'm weird, but still, they all wanna date me
I have a confession, I'm not good at fencin'
But I'm a boss in the game, you're nothin' like Benson
I'll never stop or get tired, 'til i retire
Either do what I ask or your bitch ass gets fired
You can't beat a nigga, just take it as a loss
I cross my arms, can't put it outta motion, you pissed me off
Now you got two choices, I can send you to your room
Or I can play the keyboard that'll send you to the moon
By the way, Margaret is the cutest girl on the show
That's fo' sho, psych, she's a ho.... OHHHHHHHHHHHH
Hook:
Don't look at my crotch while I synchronize my watch
And I know you wanna watch 'cause you think I'm so hot, ha
You're just mad your not, you're just a regular slut
My name should be "The Regular Show" I'm anything but... (repeat)
Verse 2
A yo, don't look at my dick, I know you like to look a lot
Now they say I got an ego or a big head like Pops
Like this one chick told me that before we went to prom
You know who else I went to prom with... YOUR MOM!
Ha, you fell for it, she said I'm big like Skips
And she was doin' exercises on my dick, doin' flips
There is no comparison, I'm over and you're under
I'm like Don, you're basically a one cheek wonder
I heard you want more, are you gonna get it, sure
I'm so good, even Jesus couldn't beat my high score
You dudes are so poor, you can't afford a new comeback
If you wanna get served on this mic again, then come back
You're all welcome, and I am not basic
I'm way past regular, you might as well face it
I'll jack you for your shit, take the money out your wallet
But before I do that, yo can you do me a solid?
Hook