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South Park: The Stick of Truth (2014)

Duration: 31:00

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So, something pretty... weird happened, and I think this experience should be known to other before I may lose the opportunity to share.
So, last night, around 2:00 AM, me and my good buddy Jimmy were venturing through the Sewers underneath South Park, doing the usual, fighting rats, befriending rats, killing hobo's, conquering the challenge of the ever dangerous rodent with a large phallic member protruding from its back, acquiring fighting equipment like this lunger shoved down a sewage pipe to then use to fight even more hobo's, like I said, the usual.

Well, here we were doing our weekly Mr. Hankey Nugget Round-up, when I noticed that there was one passage we have yet to have ever taken, the one that runs under the South Side of South Park, the Tunnel of Windermoore.
Now, we have yet to venture inside previously due to the tunnels usually being blocked by a large reinforced steel gate and submerged in hundreds of gallons of gross yucky yucky wacko dinko dinkus sewage water, but for some reason, both the bars, and the sewage were gone.

When Jimmy and I ventured forth into the tunnel, we found ourselves in an oversized busted pipe, that could explain the lack of sewage, but why was this here?
That's when I heard the chanting, evil and eldritch, straight out of H.P. Lovecraft, like I'm talkin Cthulhu Dinkus and all.
After locating and going down a ladder inside of the busted pipe, I found myself just outside the mouth of this gi-freakin-normous cave, glistening and glowing, with stickers of pentagrams, mud, and hairstyles that seemed very similar to my own.

As I went to look inside of the cavern, this... this THING saw me, it noticed me around the corner with these burning, soulless eyes.
Its frame was massive and bulky, reinforced with shells, it had claws for hands and walked on four think, spike like legs.
As soon as we made eye contact, I fled back up the ladder, expecting to hear or see it behind me, but it didn't follow.

I'm heading back to that cave with Stan tomorrow, I mean, I'm a Weegionary!
And Weegionaries never turn away an opportunity for treasure!
Nothing can go wrong... right?

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