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South Park: The Stick Of Truth (2014)

Duration: 29:52

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Ok... ok well, things uh, things could not get more South Park than this.

Actually y'know what, this is a perfect rouse because who in the gosh of dinkus would believe a nine year old who said "And then these aliens busted through my door and took me but I escaped and then fought a hobo and played Simon Says to free this kid's dad-" like at that point, if anyone is still believing the kid, that person cannot be trusted.

But they won't be laughing if I have evidence so I guess I'll just crash the whole freakin ship like BWAA! Question is, how exactly will we go about doing this?

Four part plan is this:
Part 1: Free Randy from weirdy creepy alien cripe
Part 2: Start the neurotoxin immediately
Part 3: Assault the Control Room Halo style, roll an entire tank though this small spaceship (Obviously this will include Sergeant Johnson because he IS Halo)
Part 4: Crash the entire UFO into the middle of South Park, causing debree to litter the town as well as engulfing everything inside the ship in explosive flames.

Now we must make an exit plan for after we explode the UFO, we escape the UFO after we blow it up, this makes sense right?
Now, usually when someone blows something they're inside of up, they leave before the fireball, but ladies and gentleman and non-binary friends, this is not the time for rational thinking, we are in a starship a billion feet above the moon playing Simon Says with grey guys who collect chimpokimon and green goop that turns people German, this is absolutely not the time to make any sense whatsoever.

...Welcome to South Park!

Hey that should be on a pamphlet, I'm pretty sure if you market South Park as "Hey, you MAY be abducted! Pretty cool eh?" traffic would swarm to the town like a flock of doves.
Of course, we still have droughts, plagues, murders, the spanish flu is still rampant here, the streets are full of rats the size of cars and we have the occasional Manbearpig kill Satan.

So really, the Alien thing is kinda a good thing, gets you away from this spot of apocalyptic future.

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