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South Park: The Stick Of Truth (2014)

Duration: 30:33

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"I have fought with the warrior's of Kuppa Keep for an entire day now, which to a nine year old is like a quadrillion mega-years.
I've seen friends and foes fall alike, I've fought alongside fearless paladins, unexplainably powerful wizards, and protected her majesty, Princess Kenny the Amazing.
Now is my most darkest hour, I have been ambushed and captured by a group of elves working for the other kingdom, and they intend to bring me before their king.

I regret my capture; however I should hope that Grand Wizard Cartman commends me for my heroic action in defending Her Majesty and allowing her to escape before capture, sadly I was not as lucky.
To the Kingdom of Kuppa Keep, I am all but lost, forgotten and captured, but I will not let that be the last of Mud Kid.
What the elves don't seem to know is that I have my best friend, Bootars the Merciful Paladin, enroute to my current destination, where he will be able to stage a one-man rescue operation... of which I myself may not return.

I have heard many tales about their king, about how his venomous sting of deceit and deception has been used to mold the mind of whoever he wishes.
He's a smart king, his attire and robe have been tailored to use as camouflage, allowing the king himself to use recon to aid in his war efforts with the army of my own.
Of his right hand, a warrior whose blood and bones have been smelted through the iron furnaces of courage and distain for the human race.
Beastmaster and swordsman, un undefeated knight who will stop at nothing to defend his king, to the last.

If Bootars is unsuccessful in retrieving my coordinates in time, I have but one option, to persuade.
Their Bard, I remember him from the Tavern, I had defeated him with relative ease in a fortress of his own, somehow he survived out onslaught to retrieve the stick and is awaiting me alongside the Deceitful king and Barbaric knight.
If I can convince the king that I am worth more to his army alive than dead, my life will be spared.

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We've arrived at the kingdom now, I am being led to the King.
It's time to finish this, to the last."

- The Journal Mud Kid

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