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The Two Ronnies' version of Chas n Dave's 'Rabbit' performed on their Crop Of The Flops (TOTP spoof) episode from 23rd January 1982.

Episode 9.8 - The Two Ronnies.
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Lyrics:
[Intro]
...and now creeping up to the number two spot, those two brilliant lads Chas 'n' Dave, by and large, as it happens, our guys and gals [Laughing]

Why don't you tune up your bass?
Why don't you shut your face?
You don't half look a state
Watch it mate

[Music]

You look a right prairie hat
with your trousers like that
Is that one of them one-and-a-half-piece suits
or have your trousers had a row with your boots? [Laughing]

So you won't stop talking, why don't you give it a rest? [Music]
You've got more rabbit than Sainsbury's, it's time you got it off your chest [Music]
I never dreamed I'd end up with the likes of you, if you don't like it you can stuff it that's what you can do, I tell you mate I've had about enough of you, with your incessant talking, you're becoming a pest

Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit

Now his new girl's rather wide
Sort of on the stout side
But when she smiles it's beyond belief
No teeth
She wouldn't half make some dough
In a circus sideshow
She'd have them all queuing up at the doors, She'd draw the crowds like she crowds her drawers [Laughing]

Oh you won't stop talking, why don't you give it a rest? [Music]
You've got more rabbit than Sainsbury's, it's time you got it off your chest [Music]
I never dreamed I'd end up with the likes of you, if you don't like it you can stuff it that's what you can do,
I tell you mate I've had about enough of you, with your incessant talking,
You're becoming a pest

Rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit, rabbit,

Yack yack yack yack rabbit rabbit yack yack rabbit rabbit rabbit rabbit yack yack yack yack bunny bunny bunny bunny jabber jabber jabber jabber bunny bunny jabber jabber, rabbit!

[Applause]

[Outro]
Wonderful
As it happens
Boys and girls
Guys and gals
Marks and Spencers
Ooh
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