The wifenapper didn't show? So mean! | Alan Wake Remastered Let's Play Part 9 | Cad Screams - BLIND
2Alan Wake Remastered BLIND on PS4 PRO. In Part 9, we go to meet the kidnapper... wifenapper? but the arsehole doesn't turn up and Alan Wake was like, "No! You promised you'd show. You're such an arsehole!" and then the wifenapper was like, "I'm not an arsehole, how rude. I just get serious anxiety when it comes to handing over people I've kidnapped. Also, I got lost on the way to the handover location. PLUS, it's like super scary at the coal mine. Why did we even pick this place?" And then Alan Wake was like, "Sorry, I wasn't paying attention to what you just said - I have a short attention span, hence why I can't even write this novel I promised I'd give you in exchange for my wife-" And then the kidnapper interrupted Alan Wake and was like, "Oh yeah, you were supposed to give me the manuscript, so really this is all your fault." Then Alan Wake was like, "Oh no, I'm sorry. You're totally write... get it?" And then the kidnapper was like, "No. Did you make a joke?" And then Alan Wake was like, "Yeah, I was making a pun. 'Right' sounds like 'write'." And then the kidnapper was like, "Yeah, I still don't get it because I'm not reading your words in a book... like the book you said you'd write to save your wife. Maybe it's time you write this wrong of yours, eh?" And then Alan Wake was like, "No, I don't get it at all."
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