These traps are entirely safe | Going Medieval part 2
516I'm going to level with you. My normal day for recording the latter half of the week is Wednesday. This week however we're having a tree cut down which means that unless I'm after the dulcet underscoring of a chainsaw and actual woodchipper I needed an extra day of recording in the first half of the week. All clear so far? Right, anyway this meant that I recorded 3 Medievals back to back which can get a bit confusing when it comes to remembering what the key point was in the episode. This is then compounded by the fact that I took the screenshots for thumbnails out of sequence, therefore this episode either has a moment about carrots and the murderation of some rabbits or I put some traps down. This is where you come in - if there are no traps in this episode they'll be in tomorrow's. If however there are traps today then we're all good here.
Either way it's all part of the same story so just suck it up if I got the episodes the wrong way around. Tomorrow's has a thumbnail about carrots, so that'll be nice.
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Okay, that's a total lie, it's a link graveyard. It is however delivered with the kind of panache you have come to expect.
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Let us move on from tales of commerce to things more fun-loving.
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(*) - Today's secret: Obviously I could have just watched the episode back to figure out which one it was but I genuinely didn't have the time so I'm rolling the dice and going with it.
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