THINK I SHARDED | Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night (Switch) Review
115Acrobats and portal cats
Annoying bats, funny hats
Kick their brains, with boots or flats
Give your familiar some headpats
It's not Dr. Seuss, it's Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night! Igavania is either back or it never left, depending on what dark and smelly corners of the internet you visit. But whatever the case, the Metroidvania genre has been given another fine entry by one of the OGs of Castlevania, Koji Igarashi himself. In this video I take a look at its Nintendo Switch version, talk about what I like and dislike, make some jokes, spray spittle all over my microphone a couple times, and ultimately fail to convey my desire for love and fulfillment. I can't afford a therapist so I make do with the description box. Sue me. (Please don't.)[We've been over this.]
Oh look, I'm on Instagram for some reason:
https://www.instagram.com/themetalbird/
Intro & Outro Animation by Dimester:
https://www.fiverr.com/dimester
Outro Theme by Chris Sensebe:
https://www.instagram.com/sensasaur/