"THIS IS ACTUALLY 2020" | Left 4 Dead 2 - Part 1
7You know sometimes I really could go for a good ol' thing of easy mac but it sucks because I don't always have it readily available for my convenience. I know that its not THAT big of an issue, I mean after all it is just microwaveable cups of delicious macaroni and cheese, but it bugs me when someone has the audacity to say that I should "just deal with it." This mindset is complete and utter ridonkulus and I cant believe that people really are just that inconsiderate of other people's feelings sometimes. Listen, I'm a tax-paying citizen, I do work in my community, I haven't even ever received a traffic violation. I don't think its that unreasonable for me to get a little upset when I go into my local Wal-Mart (store) and when I check the shelves the easy mac isn't there. I kindly ask the worker (I don't get rude, even though part of me wants to) as to why this product is not available. They simply give me a "I'm not sure" or "I'll tell my supervisor/manager and we will take care of it." At this point, that angers me more than anything. Just the condescending and seemingly non-caring attitude towards my very important needs. It feels like a slap in my face, in some cases I would rather just have them slap me in the face (it would really be nice if it was that cute redhead who I'm too nervous to ask out, she is a real cutie pie) because at least the physical pain will go away but the emotional pain remains. The worst part too is that the emotional pain stacks, each time adding more and digging that hole for me deeper and deeper. Every time after a long day I get my hopes up, eager to see my easy mac but each time I get disappointed. I'm not even sure why I try anymore with this. I'm just a simple man with simple desires, I don't think that this is too much to ask for. This may sound surprising but I have never had sexual interaction with a female in my life, and I often will use the easy mac as a way of sexual relief on top of the relief of my day to day routine. So what, sometimes the creaminess makes me a little, you know, aroused and maybe sometimes I relieve myself by embracing my member with the contents of the cup. This isn't anything weird, I want to clarify that. It's just, you know, a once in a while experiment from time to time. Every man has desires, that is not uncommon. I don't judge you, and you shouldn't judge me that's how this should work after all we live in a civilized society that in recent years has taken many steps to recognizing the problems with not showing respect towards people of different beliefs and morals than you. I don't expect you to agree or practice everything I say, just more so have an understanding, you know? If gay marriage can be a thing, why can't my desires be deemed appropriate by the supreme court. A man can dream, you know. I must say though it is quite a pain getting the cheese out of the foreskin. Like you already got cheese now your adding actual cheese the mess just keeps getting worse. Sometimes you even get an infection or whatever, but I mean hey, I believe that our lord puts obstacles in front of us to challenge us and see what kind of person we are. Different stuff for different people. I like to think he even will do it personally, something that fits to what is you and sort of really challenge you and just see how you respond. Don't worry for me, I have accepted these challenges and in some ways even spit in the face of god hahaha. Okay maybe I shouldn't have said that, that I will admit has gone a bit too far. I probably made the conversation awkward, anyway you're probably here for the social links or something really stupid like that so they will be right below this for you.
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