Turns Out Border Patrol Isn’t a Speedrun Game | Papers, Please #1
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1Welcome to the glorious checkpoint of Arstotzka! Where I, a humble border inspector, thought speed would be my greatest weapon. (it wasn’t.)
In this first episode, I learn the hard way that going fast doesn't mean going right. I make mistakes. I get citations. My paycheck suffers. And so does my family… oh god, the family.
Watch as I try to balance efficiency, accuracy, the crushing weight of a dystopian bureaucracy and the realisation that I gotta slow the f(QUACK) down — and immediately fail at all four.
💀 Mistakes were made.
🍞 Dinner was skipped.
🩺 The son? Probably not gonna make it.
Glory to Arstotzka… Or something I guess. Wait-- I SAID THE GLORY THING WHAT ARE--
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