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ATTENTION, WE HAVE A CATEGORY 3 ESL ALARM, THIS IS NOT A DRILL, PRONOUNCIATION DISASTER INCOMING! REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

Have you ever wanted to relax and forget about stuff like: work, responsibility, stress, anxiety, and frustration?

What to do? Enroll into a Buddhist temple as a vacation from stress? In this economy? What else?
Do you reminisce about your daycare days with that warm feeling?
Almost everyone has thought "I would be glad to return in those days" at least once, right?

We have the FINAL solution!
!!! Twitch Vtubers - Daycare for adults! !!!
Play with friends (GAMING), draw (ART), build that cool LEGO set (CRAFTING), have a meal (FOOD) and a take a good nap (TAG COZY).
The kind-looking responsible (LMAO) adult will tell you that you were a very good boy or girl or alien or anything you want to be today because you’ve finished your greens and not even cried.
At the end of the day you're tired, but absolutely tucked in, comforted and listening to the bedtime story. (ASMR / reading)

(I don't want to freak you out but someone told me that everything is going to be okay... yes, even for you)

Removal of responsibility or decisions can greatly reduce stress levels and benefits you.
Being busy with simple tasks and having a schedule won't allow people to get bored (lol, vtuber schedule, oxymoron)
NO SOURCE, JUST TRUST ME, BRO

THIS IS THE SOLUTION: HAGS
So stop by my stream and say hi! I’m gonna ramble the same stories 10 times in the row and discuss 15 year old facebook memes, just like your grandma. (Most of it I see for the first time)
MY ESL makes your ears hurt? Stop by to leave a grammar revenge as a treat - we have ADHD friendly amounts of interactions.

We all know that people pretending to be anime online are absolutely trustworthy, remember to send then your credit card info from both sides and SSN. Just to be sure that it will be stored safely! FR FR !!!
(PLS DON"T)

Disclaimer
Possible Side Effects of the FINAL SOLUTION:
Spontaneous giggling in inappropriate situations.
Random mimicking anime character voice.
An increased tendency to make weird faces
Laughing at your own jokes, regardless of their actual humorousness.
The uncontrollable need to yap.
A sudden urge to sleep.

Note: Side effects may subside with a dose of reality. Keep out of reach of serious people. If you experience any of these side effects, please consult your vtuber before contacting a healthcare professional. Your health provider may scam you, but your oshi NEVER.