Vancouver Canucks - I'll Show Glove to You (Boyz II Men Parody)
63For the start of the Vancouver Canucks’ 2014-2015 NHL season, I wrote a song about likely their strongest position on the team: the goaltenders.
Thus, I proudly present our ode to Ryan Miller and Eddie Lack called “I’ll Show Glove to You” based on Boyz II Men’s smash hit “I’ll Make Love to You.”
I’m joined by three lovely ladies would give Destiny’s Child a run for their money:
Marie Hui (fresh off her return from Seattle’s CenturyLink Field where she sang the anthems for the Seahawks-Broncos game):
http://www.mariehui.com
http://www.twitter.com/mariehui
Arielle Tuliao (as an actress, dancer, and singer she is a true triple-threat):
http://www.arielletuliao.com
http://www.twitter.com/ajtuliao
Michelle Schultz (a talented country-rock recording artist from Delta, BC making her first appearance in one of my Canucks videos):
http://www.michelleschultzmusic.com/
http://www.twitter.com/m_schultzmusic
Clay:
http://www.claytonimoo.com
http://www.twitter.com/canuckclay
http://www.canuckshockeyblog.com
http://www.vancitybuzz.com
Close your eyes, make a wish
And you will not see the goal light
For tonight is not your night
I’m gonna make the saves, all thru the night
Standing tall, in my crease
To stop pucks is my command
I have fast legs and fast hands
I will see everything, from behind my mask
I'll show glove to you
You won’t want me to
I'll hold the post tight
Baby all through the night
I'll show glove to you
You won’t want me to
And you will not score goals
That’s too bad for you
You can skate fast
Or skate slow
You ain't got nowhere to go
I'm just gonna concentrate on you
Hope that you’re ready, it's gonna be a long night
Throw your moves (throw your moves)
On the ice (on the ice)
I can stack my pads high too
There is no chance for you
Oh rob you point blank, you know, I will do
I'll show glove to you
You won’t want me to
I'll hold the post tight
Baby all through the night
I'll show glove to you
You won’t want me to
And you will not score goals
That’s too bad for you
Baby this year’s...Miller time
And you know he’ll be just fine
And if things...turn on a dime
We will turn to Eddie Lack
He may give you...the game of his life, his life, his life
I'll show glove to you
You won’t want me to
I'll hold the post tight
Baby all through the night
I'll show glove to you
You won’t want me to
And you will not score goals
That’s too bad for you