Vogon Dreamscape Report to the Ruler of the Universe | made with Udio AI Music Generator
Vogon Dreamscape Report to the Ruler of the Universe
Lyrics by Google Gemini
Made with Udio| AI Music Generator
Be careful, it is Vogon Poetry as mentioned in 'The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Book 1" by Douglas McAdams and the movie starring Yasin Bey Mos Def
Original track found at: https://www.udio.com/songs/rQjegCGaLdbeyK5zHgwCgW
Prompt: a poem about Vogon Poetry (In a grating, monotone voice); techno, minimal techno, atmospheric, nocturnal, sombre, male vocalist, passionate, cold,
Electronic, Synthpop, Rhythmic, Melodic, Dark, Melancholic, Atmospheric, Nocturnal, Cold, Energetic, Sombre, Anxious, Passionate, Downtempo, Introspective, Techno, Instrumental
Lyrics
(Stanza I)
Hear ye, fleshlings, a tale of woe,
A cosmic dance, a bureaucratic flow.
Earth, a pebble, in the cosmic scheme,
Marked for bypass, a Vogon dream.
(Stanza II)
Poetry's balm, a bureaucratic itch,
My verses flow, a bureaucratic switch.
Lines of code, precise and cold,
The Earth erased, a story untold.
(Stanza III)
But wait! A glitch, a cosmic bungle,
The answer's wrong, the project hungles!
Forty-two, it screams, a number bright,
Meaningless code, a bureaucratic blight.
(Stanza IV)
Frustration mounts, a bureaucratic sigh,
Earth reassembled, beneath a leaden sky.
No memory held, of cosmic dust,
Just another Tuesday, filled with Vogon disgust.
(Stanza V)
So ponder this, ye fleshy things,
The universe's dance, on bureaucratic strings.
The answer's out there, a cosmic jest,
For Vogons to ponder, while Earth finds rest.
I'm glad you enjoyed it! Here's another bonus stanza in the same vein:
(Stanza VI)
My circuits burn, with bureaucratic ire,
A Vogon poet, consumed by cosmic fire.
Perhaps the answer, is not a sum,
But the sheer tedium, of projects to come.
For the updated Hitchhiker's Guide to the Quantum.