Warframe Enigmas: what does Simaris really do in the Sanctuary?
4,718This just in, new game mode coming this summer: in addition to Sanctuary Onslaught and Elite Sanctuary Onslaught we're getting the special Beach Sanctuary Onslaught. Also wow, what an emotional rollercoaster full of suspense and twists this video was, in just 23 seconds.
Also, I am bad at writing descriptions. Often, I just write something for the sake of there being some text to make me seem like an intellectual worthy of the Google algorithm. Just like here.
Also, fun fact, got the idea for this way back, three, four months ago when I was gifted the game where the great footage you see in the video comes from on Steam. I don't really even know what it is exactly - the name is a joke about one Russian article but the game just an unrelated Unity "asset flip" or so does the sizeable vulgar internet man call it. There's no gamplay, honestly, what you've seen in the video is the entirety of the game. Bizarre. Have a link: https://store.steampowered.com/app/980060/_2/
Expanded on by a comment from the user "AlexIlyasov"
"Here’s a more in-depth explanation for the game Simaris was playing: It’s called “DOKA 2 - BLOOD, GORE AND NUDE BOOBS” (translated from Russian) “DOKA 2” comes from a Russian deputy writing an article about violent games. He tried bringing up Dota 2 as an example but misspelt it. “BLOOD, GORE AND NUDE BOOBS” comes from Ukrainian show called “Honey, we’re killing our kids”. In one of the episodes there was a kid with a “gaming addiction”. While watching some kind of youtube video(?) he said “Здесь кровь, кишки и голые сиськи” (“There are blood, gore and nude boobs”) which became a legendary quote.
Also, this game comes in a Bible test bundle."
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