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Poem text below. - Bit goal in July was reached some days ago and here I am serving a piece of literature art to you:

Yesteryear, after an insane no. of supercra(i)zy weeks I did grind
I almost (but) not quite burned out, lost the ma(e)xpower and needed to find

The right path, my island of peace and melody of life when restrictions were lifted
I jumped off the dead hamster wheel; extended member nantukoavatar still gifted

After some inactive months, Zoki and VAJ called me to help the A1A
Which I was a part of now, that made ChrisRF burp since it didn’t feel the right way

There was no ph.d. needed to see the danger(moll) so I returned in July
Failure was strictly verboten and on Sherbet Land yoshistar saw me pass by

But I had little fire to waste, was lacking some fun since the salt had been summoned long ago
Priorities in social life took over, time relativity set my motivation bar low

There was much at gloomy stake but I didn’t want to play kart marz24/cubfan7
Jayden, Odin and Dossey from Down Under already knew the clock had turned far past eleven

The inevitable happened and hit my (abys)soft(syrup) spot like a drove of Bullen being mad
I was no super mk machine after all and missed a healthy community, which made me very sad

I thought my kart champion adventure was over and didn’t see a slim chance to come back
Sometimes played Litronom’s custom mods and thanked Twitch viewers, for example Ltjack

I wandered like the last crusader on a doomed mission who failed to show his core arts
More trouble in real life pulled me deeper into dark(berticus) times than mario karts

Some offline VIPs got my back and I also kept contact with online friends like CV
I didn’t prepare a return on purpose but some life changes pulled me close to my CRT

I saw my chance to leave the past behind and rise from the ashes like a fallen phoenix
Stretch my black wings and show the good-hearted people I can still fly with all of my tricks

So I turned the switch on and was overwhelmingly greeted by many people, mostly male:
T.Pohlmann, a hendyman alongside a battlehorst and a certain Mr. Ponytale

More marvelous viewers supported me, I was surprised and couldn’t believe my luck
A girl told me she discovered my channel because of her trolling boyfriend, a duck

With a smurf, meek rhino and even kelp watching, I wasn’t shocked anymore
That this German Ente had created the Darkwing Duck cover song before

The singer’s flawless voice appears after subs from nardiko, lokkeduen or varbias
Ask dkr-paddy in any language and he‘ll answer: „The song is about Watthias!“

Soon I contacted Abney and submitted a world record to update
He was busy skipping Kazuya’s time but quickly accepted his fate

‘Cause the more often I ate my pan con ketchup - Ryan H knows what I mean -
The sooner Karlo saw my akvansky movement becoming glowingly clean

As long as I neither met Stefan on the latest Mario Kart 8 DLC cup
Nor captured a goomba(nl), nor fought Kingofkoopa, like the spelunker kinni-Jup

You saw me grinding on the N64, with struggle at first but success then as well
Hopefully I can entertain my community, maybe mallix or moxde can tell

Some people don’t chat and still support like Wachtellol, they surely belong to the crew
I guess many do know Slim’s rap as well as Ent’s song, by now even tizzle-a.u.

I wish we could all meet up in person, but it’s nice to feel a great spirit online
In late August I will meet some of you at Lars‘ restaurant in Alphen aan den Rijn
Don’t feel left out if you didn’t hear your name by now, you are still a Twitch friend of mine
I just wanted to make this as nice as possible and stopped the count at sixty-nine.

Written by M.R. in July 2022

My 20th anniversary MK64 poem from 2017: https://www.mariokart64.com/cgi-bin/yabb2/YaBB.pl?num=1484669103