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INSERT GENERIC ZOMBIES ARE ATTACKING AND THE BELMONTS ARE NEEDED.

If there's something strange
In the neighbourhood
Who ya gonna call?
CLAN BELMONT!

If there' ssomething weird
And it don' tlook good
Who ya gonna call?
CLAN BELMONT!

One night Richter was headed home from the porn shop when-

Bystander blokey: OH GOD ZOMBIES THEY'RE EATAN MAH BRAINZ
Richter: WHODATHUNKIT. Jsut got back from killing Dracula AGAIN, you dicks
Zombie: RRRRERR. BRAAAAAAINS.
Richter: Oh its zombies no biggie lol
Cerberus: RUFF BRAINS RUFF
Richter: Dogggies! I love doggies! Thsi one's mean though :(
crows: Aaawk BRAINS awwwk!
Richter: Crows? FFS.
Tyrant: RAR FOOLS
Richter: That ain't fair. Oh, I mean, uh, DIE MONSTERS. YOU DON'T, LIKE, BELONG IN THIS WORLD.

I shall expect a counter of people complaining I'm using Raiga's Richter too much.

Anyway this here is Choujin's Resident Evil character (And I used RE since I ain't no filthy Commie or Japanophile). I say "character" but its more of a "bonus stage" type thing, in which you fight zombies, ceberuses, crows and even teh T-001 Tyrant straight out of Umbrella's latest gone-up-in-flames lab. Essentially you fight zombies. thasts about it. This stage is pretty hard since the worst thing that can happen is a situation I liek to call

"YOU CANT ESCAPE ZOMBIE TEETH"

Wherein you're Jill sandwiched between a few zombies, one of them munchs you, you get free and try to jump away, you land ona zombie tha thappens to be on the ground, it nibbles your ankles, you get free of that BAM MOTHERFUCKERS A CROW KNOCKS YOU BACK INTO THE UNDEAD MOB.

Around the final round once the lifebar is drained enough, the T-001 Tyrant pops out, and you gotta fight it. It basically tries to swipe youto bits. Once ina while it does a Psych Burst tpye attack that also spews out herbs, which heal you. Thats pretty nice of it to do that. Surprisingly, the Tyrant's actually easier to beat than the rest. This is the vanilla version. I'll try the patched version sometime later.

In the meantime, here's a lockpick. It might be handy if Emil Castagnier, teh master of Wimping Out,t ake it with him to you