Zombie Turkey (alt Country) | Song A Day #4348
50you went to the supermarket got your turkey wrapped in plastic
cooked it in the oven just right should come out fantastic
the whole family's coming over you put on your evening gown
but creeping up behind you all moist and golden brown
it's the zombie turkey coming to pay you back
you run up the stairs into the bathroom lock the door
you can hear her boney legs banging on the floor
she's coming ever closer now, you look out the window to see
an entire neighborhood overrun by zombie turkeys
they are zombie turkeys and they're coming to pay you back
she's banging down the door now it looks like there's no escape
you can't outrun her because you’re out of shape
Judgement day is here are you saint or you a sinner
what a terrible way to die to be eaten by your dinner
by a zombie turkey who has come to pay you back
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