| 2022-06-12 | CMON!! I HAD TO FIND OUT!! That’s what makes it scary. VISAGE. Pandemic Bard gaming. | 0:54 | 9 | |
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| 2022-06-12 | Mmmmm. no. VISAGE. Pandemic Bard gaming. (Disturbing) | 0:59 | 173 | |
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| 2022-06-12 | I can do that. I think it’s my house anyway. VISAGE. Pandemic Bard gaming. | 0:57 | 2 | |
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| 2022-06-12 | This is too long in the dark. This is too long in the dark. This is too long in the dark. VISAGE. | 0:32 | 6 | |
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| 2022-06-12 | Subaru vs. Scotland. In this week’s episode of “Which laundry is Cleanest.” | 0:49 | 9 | |
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| 2022-06-12 | Guess we can head to the garage. VISAGE. Pandemic Bard gaming. | 0:30 | 2 | |
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| 2022-06-12 | Someone tell me this is normal. VISAGE. Pandemic Bard gaming. | 1:00 | 2 | | Five Nights at Freddy's
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| 2022-06-12 | Subaru vs. Scotland in this week’s episode of “They didn’t get the faucet hooked up correctly.” | 0:39 | 228 | |
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| 2022-06-12 | The Subaru vs. Scotland. Can the Japanese bring co-driver Phil back to life? WhoTF knows. | 0:59 | 217 | |
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| 2022-06-12 | This all seems normal. Right? VISAGE. Pandemic Bard gaming. | 0:25 | 2 | |
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| 2022-06-12 | Sure. Go to the basement. VISAGE. Pandemic Bard gaming. | 0:37 | 26 | |
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| 2022-06-12 | I will regret leaving those open. I’m such a dick like that. VISAGE. Pandemic Bard gaming. | 0:24 | 154 | |
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| 2022-06-12 | Who WOULDN’T WANT DOPE COW MILK IN THIS HOUSE!!! Visage. Pandemic Bard gaming. | 0:15 | 134 | |
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| 2022-06-12 | Currently looking for new co-drivers. Apply online. | 0:17 | 289 | |
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| 2022-06-12 | We don’t call it missing turns. We call it exploring other opportunities. | 0:15 | 1,318 | |
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| 2022-06-12 | Pushing that little English bitch to the limits. Wait… I mean car. Or maybe both. You don’t know. | 0:59 | 130 | |
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| 2022-06-12 | Little English car fighting back after a flat. And after this. Sausage eating. Who will triumph? | 1:00 | 81 | |
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| 2022-06-12 | Cute little English car takes on Poland in this week’s episode of “Why do they drive on that side?” | 0:59 | 247 | |
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| 2022-06-12 | The Germans land the jump!! The judges will either like or hate that!! | 0:59 | 268 | |
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| 2022-06-12 | The Volkswagen vs. the Swedish snow, in this week’s episode of Car Skiing! | 0:58 | 165 | |
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| 2022-06-12 | AND THE GERMANS USE ANOTHER SIDE OF THE CAR!! We’ll see what the judges thought of that. Up next. | 0:56 | 147 | |
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| 2022-06-12 | The Germans vs. the Swedes brought to you by the people that invented coughing. | 1:00 | 10 | |
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| 2022-06-12 | It’s the Volkswagen GTI vs. Swedish Snow for the title of ULTIMATE HOTDOG EATING CHAMPION. Up next. | 1:00 | 82 | |
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| 2022-06-11 | Practice Jams - Pandemic Bard . Another day in trauma ward. P1 Your local bard. Thanks for listening | 0:59 | 31 | |
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| 2022-06-11 | Practice Jams - Pandemic Bard . Another day in trauma ward. P2 Your local bard. Thanks for listening | 0:59 | 3 | |
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| 2022-06-11 | The Peugeot vs. German Concrete and we find out that pizza is still edible in all temperatures. | 0:31 | 215 | |
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| 2022-06-11 | OH NO!! The French are drawn off course just like WW2. Will they recover? After these words. | 0:59 | 296 | |
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| 2022-06-11 | Peugeot vs. German Concrete. Who does the best fish fry. Coming up next. | 0:58 | 327 | |
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| 2022-06-11 | Peugeot 206 vs. German Concrete. It’s the French vs. the Germans in this latest battle for Belgium. | 0:55 | 254 | |
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| 2022-06-10 | Porsche RWD Group B vs. concrete in Germany. Today we find out who’s pancake batter is fluffiest. | 1:00 | 595 | |
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| 2022-06-10 | Porsche RWD GroupB vs concrete in Germany. It’s German vs German and who does Texas chili the best. | 0:59 | 42 | |
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| 2022-06-10 | Porsche RWD Group B vs. the concrete in Germany. It’s German vs. German to win unsold fast food toys | 0:38 | 2 | |
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| 2022-06-10 | The developers did a great job with ambiance in this game. VISAGE. Pandemic Bard gaming. | 0:41 | 7 | | Visage
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| 2022-06-10 | There’s subtle and then there’s OKAY WTF. Visage - Pandemic Bard gaming. | 0:59 | 3 | |
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| 2022-06-10 | That light went off and I KNEW I wasn’t going to find it. Visage - Pandemic Bard gaming. | 0:54 | 8 | |
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| 2022-06-10 | Annnd there it goes. Ugh. Visage. Pandemic Bard gaming. | 0:27 | 39 | |
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| 2022-06-10 | Great. Waco electrical devices with crappy timing, but only for me. Visage - Pandemic Bard gaming. | 0:30 | 4 | |
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| 2022-06-10 | That rat bastard of an appliance got me. Jerk. - Visage - Pandemic Bard gaming. | 0:27 | 2 | |
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| 2022-06-10 | Peugeot vs. New Zealand sun. How it ended, wow! Wasn’t the marshal surprised, or maybe pissed. Hmmm | 0:40 | 234 | |
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| 2022-06-10 | Peugeot vs. New Zealand sun. Brought to you by the inventors of blinking. How did you get by before? | 0:56 | 185 | |
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| 2022-06-10 | French Peugeot vs. New Zealand sun, And it looks like they found the power of friendship. OH CMON!! | 1:00 | 182 | |
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| 2022-06-10 | It’s the French Peugeot vs. the New Zealand sun and sand. Hey!! That just sounds like vacation! WTF! | 1:00 | 145 | |
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| 2022-06-10 | Peugeot 206 in New Zealand. (Shakedown). | 0:59 | 13 | |
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| 2022-06-10 | Practice Jams - Pandemic Bard. HUMIDIFIER vs DEHUMIDIFIER. Your local bard. Thanks for listening. | 0:44 | 174 | |
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| 2022-06-10 | BMW vs. Monte Carlo. PBR UBER (6). Couldn’t determine a winner so we have the trophy to Art Pharfele | 0:47 | 277 | |
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| 2022-06-10 | BMW M3 GT vs. Monte Carlo. PBR UBER. In the booth now is Art Pharfele. The current inventor of lint. | 0:59 | 1,893 | |
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| 2022-06-10 | BMW vs. Monte Carlo. PBR UBER (3). Only one can have the title of inventor of the number 5. | 0:53 | 4 | |
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| 2022-06-10 | BMW vs. Monte Carlo. PBR UBER (2). Car or Land. One winner and one will be a …. not winner. | 0:50 | 2 | |
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| 2022-06-10 | BMW vs. Monte Carlo. PBR UBER (1). The final stages and one cannot leave. (You know, it’s land.) | 1:00 | 3 | |
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| 2022-06-10 | BMW at Monaco Replay 3. Pandemic Bard Uber. Try our new ‘You buy, I fly’ coffee service. Just &15.99 | 0:29 | 1 | |
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| 2022-06-10 | BMW M2 at Monaco Replay 2. Pandemic Bard Uber. We are the ONLY FIRST Pandemic Bard Uber ever. | 1:01 | 127 | |
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| 2022-06-10 | BMW M2 at Monte Carlo replay 1. Pandemic Bard Uber. Where we like cats, and dogs, but only have cats | 0:58 | 110 | | Pandemic
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| 2022-06-10 | Bavarian car vs. Monte Carlo (6). PBR Uber. We heard you. We added more duct tape to the roll bars. | 0:33 | 510 | |
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| 2022-06-10 | Bavarian car vs. Monte Carlo (5). PBR Uber. The 1st to make open faced sandwiches during the trip. | 0:38 | 201 | |
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| 2022-06-10 | Bavarian car vs. Monte Carlo (4). Pandemic Bard Uber. Now with extra maple syrup. | 0:59 | 110 | | Pandemic
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| 2022-06-10 | Bavarian car vs. Monte Carlo-(3). Who will walk away as the Masters Champion. | 0:41 | 144 | |
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| 2022-06-10 | Bavarian car vs. Monte Carlo (2). The long awaited Spelling Bee challenge is coming up. | 0:43 | 1,281 | |
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| 2022-06-10 | Bavarian car vs. The Mountain. (Nah, it’s Monte Carlo-1). Just not the cool F1 racing part. Jerks. | 0:49 | 119 | |
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| 2022-06-10 | Ford Focus RS 2007 vs. A SUPER nice day in Poland(2). So yeah. Have a Picnic. I’m stuck with Phil. | 1:00 | 209 | |
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| 2022-06-10 | Ford Focus RS 2007 vs. A nice day in Poland(3). Hmmm. The car’s being very nice to Poland. Odd. | 0:54 | 10 | |
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| 2022-06-10 | Ford Focus RS 2007 vs. a SUPER nice day in Poland(1). After all the rain today, this makes me sick. | 0:54 | 704 | |
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| 2022-06-09 | Volkswagen Car vs. Rain in New England(6). Also sponsored by the inventors of sitting. | 0:51 | 146 | |
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| 2022-06-09 | Volkswagen Car vs. Rain in New England(5). And later it’s episode 43 of HUMIDIFIER vs. DEHUMIDIFIER. | 0:41 | 91 | |
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| 2022-06-09 | Volkswagen Kit car vs. Rain in New England(4). Also sponsored by the Air in Potato Chip bags. | 0:22 | 908 | |
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| 2022-06-09 | Volkswagen Kit car vs. Rain in New England(3). Sponsored by NOPE Windshield Wipers. “They suck!” | 1:00 | 3 | |
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| 2022-06-09 | Volkswagen Kit Car vs. Rain in New England(2). Stick around later for toaster vs. tomato bag toss. | 0:53 | 102 | |
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| 2022-06-09 | Volkswagen Kit versus rain in New England(1). We’ll find out who makes the best coffee. Brilliant. | 0:58 | 88 | |
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| 2022-06-09 | Little (yet spunky) Renault meets a pouring Poland. Who will be the food truck king! Up next. | 0:55 | 5 | |
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| 2022-06-09 | PHIL! STOP SAYING SLIPPY!! Look out the damn window! IT’S ALL SLIPPY YOU MORON!! (Okay…I’m good.) | 0:59 | 6 | |
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| 2022-06-09 | Little (yet spunky) Renault meets a pouring Poland in the ultimate death match. After these messages | 0:33 | 189 | |
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| 2022-06-09 | Little (yet spunky) Renault meets a pouring Poland. Only one can be the World Sudoku champion. | 0:23 | 1,364 | |
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| 2022-06-09 | Little (yet spunky) Renault meets a pouring Poland in a battle of who gets the last beer. Stay tuned | 0:59 | 364 | |
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| 2022-06-09 | Listen for the ‘Clunk’ after finishing the stage. Mildly funny. Well, not funny if you own the car. | 0:32 | 485 | |
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| 2022-06-09 | Well, at least I didn’t hear grinding gears there. Good job there…..jerk driver guy of the BMW M2. | 0:58 | 165 | |
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| 2022-06-09 | SOMEBODY SAVE THOSE POOR GEARS! Omg. Can’t find em, grind em, isn’t actual advice! | 0:59 | 75 | |
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| 2022-06-09 | BMW M2 and it sounds like I am murdering the transmission. If you do something, do it well. | 1:00 | 74 | |
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| 2022-06-09 | BMW M2 ‘Can’t blame the ice this time…ya big jerk.’ Trials(1). PBR Uber. Let us look after your car. | 1:00 | 7 | |
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| 2022-06-09 | Little (yet spunky) Renault meets a pouring Poland (1). Who’s picante will be best? The world waits. | 1:00 | 10 | |
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| 2022-06-09 | Little (yet spunky) Renault meets a pouring Poland. (Shakedown). Who will make the better sushi? | 0:59 | 130 | |
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| 2022-06-09 | Dear BMW staff. The crew chief resigned today when he saw fermenting fish hanging from the roll cage | 0:55 | 408 | | The Crew
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| 2022-06-09 | BMW staff. Who TF is pickling eggs in the GDamn trunk?! Do you assholes have noses? Holy shit! | 0:58 | 105 | |
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| 2022-06-09 | Attention BMW staff. Do not place day old bratwurst in the glove box. Phil has broken out in hives. | 0:39 | 124 | |
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| 2022-06-09 | BMW M2. Tell the engineers to stop eating lunch in the car. Kraut and sausage smells don’t age well. | 0:59 | 355 | |
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| 2022-06-09 | Tell the BMW people we can’t blame the ice if the driver sucks. PBR Uber. Yeah, I said it. | 0:46 | 99 | |
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| 2022-06-09 | We invented and teach sleeping on your side. Advanced learners do both sides at once. Back Technique | 0:33 | 400 | |
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| 2022-06-09 | We also have courses on our patented breathing through the nose technique. Get a brochure for times. | 0:44 | 6 | |
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| 2022-06-09 | Many people don’t know that Pandemic Bard Uber also invented sitting. Feel free to see a sample. | 0:42 | 254 | |
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| 2022-06-09 | Iced BMW M2 in Monaco. Did you know we invented the internal combustion engine? Well, we may have. | 0:25 | 160 | |
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| 2022-06-09 | Who doesn’t want to bring their BMW GT out to the ice? Or better, someone else’s. | 0:30 | 183 | |
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| 2022-06-09 | I feel like someone forgot power steering fluid. Maybe just me. | 0:59 | 187 | |
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| 2022-06-09 | BMW M2 ice skates in Monaco (5). PBR Uber. Our signature drop off service is unmatched by others. | 0:53 | 355 | |
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| 2022-06-09 | BMW M2 ice skates in Monaco (4). PBR Uber. If you’re not good to drive. We’ll match it for free. | 0:59 | 193 | |
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| 2022-06-09 | BMW M2 ice skates in Monaco (3). Pandemic Bard Uber. Cause German cars apparently like to skate. ?? | 0:57 | 112 | |
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| 2022-06-09 | BMW M2 ice skates in Monaco (2). Pandemic Bard Uber. Don’t care; we won’t either. Our pledge to you. | 0:59 | 276 | |
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| 2022-06-09 | BMW M2 tries ice skating in Monaco (1). Pandemic Bard Uber. If we don’t own it, then screw caution. | 1:00 | 146 | |
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| 2022-06-09 | Lancer EVO in Argentina replay 4. Pandemic Bard Uber. Taco salad Tuesday’s each 5th Saturday. | 0:44 | 157 | |
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| 2022-06-09 | Lancer EVO in Argentina replay 3. Pandemic Bard Uber. Kids eat free. Until we catch the little shits | 0:59 | 355 | |
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| 2022-06-09 | Lancer EVO in Argentina replay 0. Pandemic Bard Uber. Double coupons on selected closed days. | 0:38 | 204 | |
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| 2022-06-09 | Lancer EVO in Argentina replay 1. Pandemic Bard Uber. Free severed brake lines every 3rd Wednesday. | 1:00 | 112 | |
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| 2022-06-09 | Lancer EVO in Arg w/flip offs 7). Pandemic Bard Uber. The marshal is pissed. Their car. HA! bitch! | 0:27 | 266 | |
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