熱血 なめ な よ！
"Modern games fear me. Retro games made me." - Faffrd
Who is Faffrd?

Ex-streetwalking jungle fugitive. Famicom fanatic. Ape on the run.

Faffrd isn’t your average streamer—he’s an escaped orangutan with a vengeance against poachers, bad game design, and anyone who says Castlevania II was a mistake. After surviving trauma, trolls, and an awkward makeup phase, he now hides behind a high-tech AI filter that lets him pass as “just some dude” on YouTube.

Armed with a Sharp Twin Famicom, raw gaming skills, and an encyclopedic memory of pixelated obscurities, Faffrd is here to relive retro chaos, drop hot takes, and dodge activists who still think he belongs in a zoo.

Welcome to the Court of Apes.

Most Viewed Games

Bootstrap Island

170,747 views

3 videos

12:16

The Sims 4

2,500 views

1 videos

10:01

Paradiddle

1,478 views

4 videos

36:12

Far Away

609 views

1 videos

6:17

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Latest Videos

MOM! Faffrd got another package! Duck Hunt, Hogan's Alley, Wild Gunman! Real Hardware|Twin Famicom|

2025-08-01 9:24:36 AM ● 22 views ● 0:00

MOM! Faffrd’s Possessed by a Ninja Babe in Ninja Gaiden: Ragebound! (Genesis is NOT okay with this)

2025-08-01 8:19:13 AM ● 51 views ● 0:00

Boringinger stream than usual! CART CLEANING WITH FAFFRD!

2025-07-31 7:34:36 AM ● 81 views ● 0:00

Genesis Said Don’t Touch the Evil Altar – So I Touched It |Might & Magic VII| pt2

2025-07-31 4:28:42 AM ● 27 views ● 0:00

Might and Magic VII: For Blood and Honor (1999)

Genesis Said Don’t Touch the Evil Altar – So I Touched It |Might & Magic VII|

2025-07-29 6:30:22 PM ● 45 views ● 0:00

Might and Magic VII: For Blood and Honor (1999)

MOVIETIME! – Rockman 4 & TimeStalkers (1987) w/ Faffrd & Genesis |Real Hardware| Twin Famicom

2025-07-28 8:53:25 AM ● 46 views ● 0:00

FROM HUMBLE BUNDLE TO CRITICAL FUMBLE – Retro D&D Mayhem!

2025-07-27 2:46:29 AM ● 70 views ● 0:00

Stronghold (1993)

MOM! Faffrd's planting a Chaos Seed! (Chaos Seed ENG Trans) |Real Hardware SNES|

2025-07-26 7:33:48 AM ● 34 views ● 0:00

Chaos Seed (1996)

MOM! Faffrd can't see chat buit he's streaming Paradiddle anyway!

2025-07-25 2:05:53 PM ● 44 views ● 0:00

MOM! Faffrd’s Playing Random Famicom Games Again!

2025-07-23 8:05:05 AM ● 39 views ● 0:00

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