LP is the screwdriver of hope.

The doorknob of fate.

The blender of truth.


LP is the twister of lies.

The corkscrew of myths.

The steering wheel of guise.


LP is the hard drive of chaos.

The treadmill of norm.

The galaxy of order.


LP is spinning forever and always,

in the cycle of then, now, and eventualities,

Infinite.


What the hell am I talking about.

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