| 1. |  MutaPlay | Life expectancy was five minutes. #shorts | 363 | |
| 2. | MutaPlay | Now they're a no-piece. #shorts #lanoire | 175 | |
| 3. | MutaPlay | You might just have made the case of the decade. #shorts #lanoire | 172 | |
| 4. | MutaPlay | I couldn't fit in there. #shorts #lanoire | 165 | |
| 5. | MutaPlay | That's a helluva longshot. #shorts | 164 | |
| 6. | MutaPlay | Okay, I'll level with you. #shorts | 150 | |
| 7. | MutaPlay | Who can afford one of those things? #shorts #lanoire | 138 | |
| 8. | MutaPlay | So bad he didn't keep a low profile. #shorts | 137 | |
| 9. | MutaPlay | You're out of your mind. #shorts | 136 | |
| 10. | MutaPlay | Do they all dress like movie stars? #shorts | 134 | |
| 11. | MutaPlay | Not a bad haul. #shorts | 130 | |
| 12. | MutaPlay | Do you mind if I shoot this guy? #shorts | 127 | |
| 13. | MutaPlay | Let me belt him again. #shorts | 126 | |
| 14. | MutaPlay | You have to have proof, lackey. #shorts | 123 | |
| 15. | MutaPlay | How did we not catch this nut job? #shorts | 121 | |
| 16. | MutaPlay | This piece will stop a rhino. #shorts | 119 | |
| 17. | MutaPlay | I'm sure we can come to some arrangement? #shorts | 117 | |
| 18. | MutaPlay | I guess we've exhausted the passive options. #shorts | 117 | |
| 19. | MutaPlay | Go into movies, Dewey. You're missing your calling. #shorts | 116 | |
| 20. | MutaPlay | I'm afraid he's dead. #shorts | 115 | |
| 21. | MutaPlay | She cleaned me out. #shorts | 115 | |
| 22. | MutaPlay | You did the right thing. #shorts | 107 | |
| 23. | MutaPlay | Do you have any intelligent questions you would like me to answer? #shorts | 105 | |
| 24. | MutaPlay | She was better off with me. #shorts | 103 | |
| 25. | MutaPlay | Shoot him, for God's sake. #shorts | 103 | |
| 26. | MutaPlay | Does modeling really pay that well? #shorts | 100 | |
| 27. | MutaPlay | Those things are killers. #shorts | 97 | |
| 28. | MutaPlay | Do you think I fell down the stairs? #shorts | 95 | |
| 29. | MutaPlay | Sure I'm sure. #shorts | 95 | |
| 30. | MutaPlay | Oh no! My poor Adrian. #shorts | 93 | |
| 31. | MutaPlay | That's not what you mean, is it? #shorts | 93 | |
| 32. | MutaPlay | Bad move, Cole. #shorts | 91 | |
| 33. | MutaPlay | This has been tampered with. #shorts | 90 | |
| 34. | MutaPlay | I have a reputation to protect. #shorts | 89 | |
| 35. | MutaPlay | Don't be hysterical, Detective. #shorts | 88 | |
| 36. | MutaPlay | Takes a certain animal cunning, lad. #shorts | 88 | |
| 37. | MutaPlay | Flipping burgers. #shorts | 87 | |
| 38. | MutaPlay | Not even a little hand relief. #shorts | 87 | |
| 39. | MutaPlay | Unless he's in the trunk of the car. #shorts | 85 | |
| 40. | MutaPlay | No-one has ever laughed at one of my jokes. #shorts | 84 | |
| 41. | MutaPlay | You're a goddamn hero, son. #shorts #lanoire | 84 | |
| 42. | MutaPlay | A story you get used to working in a bar. #shorts | 83 | |
| 43. | MutaPlay | And she got what was coming to her. #shorts | 83 | |
| 44. | MutaPlay | I still didn't kill my wife. #shorts | 82 | |
| 45. | MutaPlay | You'll have to hop it. #shorts | 82 | |
| 46. | MutaPlay | Your careers would be over for a start, gentlemen. #shorts | 81 | |
| 47. | MutaPlay | They're not all safe either. #shorts | 81 | |
| 48. | MutaPlay | I know that bum. #shorts | 81 | |
| 49. | MutaPlay | Didn't see that coming. #shorts | 80 | |
| 50. | MutaPlay | You see to your girls. #shorts | 80 | |
| 51. | MutaPlay | You know, small feet, small... #shorts | 79 | |
| 52. | MutaPlay | You helped me to help other people. #shorts #lanoire | 75 | Let's Play |
| 53. | MutaPlay | It's everyone or no one, boys. #shorts #lanoire | 74 | |
| 54. | MutaPlay | They hate the US of A and our way of life. #shorts | 74 | |
| 55. | MutaPlay | You run track in high school? #shorts | 74 | |
| 56. | MutaPlay | You'd be taken out and shot. #shorts | 73 | |
| 57. | MutaPlay | A person seems so alive. #shorts | 73 | |
| 58. | MutaPlay | We'd be doing the legal system a favor. #shorts | 73 | |
| 59. | MutaPlay | A sapphire ring, on the corpse of Julia Randall. #shorts | 70 | |
| 60. | MutaPlay | You think it's the Reds? #shorts | 68 | |
| 61. | MutaPlay | She took me to the cleanest. #shorts | 68 | |
| 62. | MutaPlay | And for my money, it's triple braid again. #shorts | 68 | |
| 63. | MutaPlay | See you at the next show. #shorts | 67 | Show |
| 64. | MutaPlay | If I can live with it, you can too. #shorts | 67 | |
| 65. | MutaPlay | You have been warned. #shorts | 66 | |
| 66. | MutaPlay | First time I ever won anything. #shorts | 66 | |
| 67. | MutaPlay | Chuck-on-the-shoulder fraternity kind of way. #shorts | 66 | |
| 68. | MutaPlay | And you would be rich? #shorts | 65 | |
| 69. | MutaPlay | Brutality on a scale such as this deserves retribution. #shorts | 64 | |
| 70. | MutaPlay | Your wife was found murdered this morning. #shorts | 64 | |
| 71. | MutaPlay | Alright, have we finished flirting? #shorts | 62 | |
| 72. | MutaPlay | Always coming in here, cadging drinks. #shorts | 62 | |
| 73. | MutaPlay | You've finally lost it, partner. #shorts #lanoire | 62 | |
| 74. | MutaPlay | As soon as your Red friends storm the building. #shorts | 62 | |
| 75. | MutaPlay | I''ll beat that rap, I ain't a killer. #shorts | 61 | |
| 76. | MutaPlay | You're naughty boy, aren't you, Herbert? #shorts | 61 | |
| 77. | MutaPlay | We can do this the hard way... #shorts #lanoire | 61 | |
| 78. | MutaPlay | Her husband went apeshit one day. #shorts | 61 | |
| 79. | MutaPlay | You can't be accusing me of nothing. #shorts | 60 | |
| 80. | MutaPlay | Appears we didn't get all of it. #shorts #lanoire | 60 | |
| 81. | MutaPlay | We're on a roll here. #shorts | 59 | |
| 82. | MutaPlay | That's very generous of you, Lieutenant. #shorts | 59 | |
| 83. | MutaPlay | I told you he was our guy. #shorts | 59 | |
| 84. | MutaPlay | How can you prove different? #shorts | 58 | |
| 85. | MutaPlay | You consider them lucky? #shorts #lanoire | 57 | |
| 86. | MutaPlay | Do you love her? #shorts #lanoire | 56 | |
| 87. | MutaPlay | Just for a chat. #shorts | 56 | |
| 88. | MutaPlay | Everything that happened in here stays in here. #shorts #lanoire | 56 | |
| 89. | MutaPlay | Who gave that order? #shorts | 55 | |
| 90. | MutaPlay | I'll bet a month's salary this is a copycat. #shorts | 55 | |
| 91. | MutaPlay | Over the moon, boys. #shorts | 54 | |
| 92. | MutaPlay | Save the pity for the other guys. #shorts #lanoire | 54 | |
| 93. | MutaPlay | I think you're out of your mind. #shorts | 53 | |
| 94. | MutaPlay | I applaud a man with your talent for unwavering justice. #shorts | 53 | |
| 95. | MutaPlay | Heater explosion. #shorts | 52 | |
| 96. | MutaPlay | We gotta move it. #shorts | 52 | |
| 97. | MutaPlay | Fingering a fellow officer. #shorts | 51 | |
| 98. | MutaPlay | Let me get my things... #shorts | 51 | |
| 99. | MutaPlay | The last piece. #shorts | 51 | |
| 100. | MutaPlay | Look, a girl needs things. #shorts | 50 | |
