5. There are secret ways, and secret people. Find the Blacksmith!
FAMOUS NPC OF HISTORY: Claptrap
Claptrap is that annoying little triangle robot from Borderlands. I have nothing against Claptrap as a character, but I remember the robot being kind of annoying and not having a purpose other than comic relief. Or at least that's how I viewed him and remember him.
Claptrap sounds like a fun name for herpes. Like, if you hire a hooker to do naughty things to you and you get herpes, you kind of hired a clap trap. That leads me to rule 1 of life after 18: Be cool, wrap your tool. Or, Don't need a test, keep that pecker in the nest. Also, everyone's favorite, Don't care what you say, have a plan A.
Yeah, that's where we are at now.
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