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Somebody once told me in a shadowy era of my life that you get out of things what you put into them... if you decide to sit back and do nothing instead, then nothing will happen and you'll get nothing in return.

So I put 3 weeks of time, a lot of stupidity, a lot of lolz, and a lot of epic win into this video. This is likely the best video I will ever create. I expect to get a lot of lols, facepalms, and lots of stupidity back out of it.

And I don't care. Thats what makes it all worthwhile. Because at the end of the day, I'll close my eyes with a smile and a laugh.

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You guys have been here for several years now. Through thick and through thin. From the highest highs to over 1.5 years of me doing NOTHIN'. I get messages every day from people saying they learned how to play from watching my videos, that I helped them grow not just as a player but as a person too. I get messages from people who say I'm the coolest guy they've ever seen, the most fun they've ever had was because of me. Some people say that they came home every day for 1.5 years when I wasn't uploading, they would check their computer hoping to see that THAT day would be the day I posted another video. Some people ask me why I still make videos. I have nothing to gain, nothing to prove, nothing to accomplish. I don't get paid for it, its a lot of work and trouble...... and here's what I say to them.

I do get paid. Not all forms of payment are monetary however, and that is something I pray all of you will learn as you grow up and mature further. And its time I pay you all back. I didn't post videos because I wanted to show the world that I can play pokemon. I did it because I had people like you who watch them, are entertained by them, and get a smile on your face because of it. Because of the guys who could better themselves. Because of the people I helped. I make videos because I love reading what you guys have to say.

Since 2007, life for me hasn't been so grand and glorious. These videos and the most amazing woman in the world were really all I had to keep me going, keep me enthusiastic, and make it worth waking up in the morning. Well, that woman is tearfully no longer around to call "mine", but you guys are still here. Nobody has ever given me a 2nd chance in ANYTHING in life. Nobody I once knew has ever stuck around. Everybody I have ever been close with at some point, has gone and walked away. But not you. You guys are my best of friends, you guys give me something I can't explain, but it makes every beat of my heart and breath of my lungs a special treasure.

I will always remember my times here as a pokemon Youtube battler. I will always remember the things I have accomplished, the influence I have had on so many things (such as inventor of narration and roulettes, terms, etc... not even including the people I've helped) and I am so grateful to have left a mark here. Because of that, because of you, these have been some of the best years of my life, and during a time when I didn't put much forth towards anything else and nothing was coming around to me in return.

I'm putting forth more now. And I'm getting it all back double. Like Bide or something.

This is my tribute to you.
Enjoy, everyone....for I bow.
~ MTG Xerxes

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---BTW, if the worst haxed player in the world plays himself....does he get hax or get haxed? Well, lets just say there's a ton of hax and its all one sided....typical.

And HOW many memes do I have in here? Like, 8?

To attempt to put it into perspective, almost everything shown or said in here is a joke to some friends. Nobody is going to understand it all. From Quick Claw-Sheer Cold lead, to Regi-WIN, of course the Chair, the Old Spice body wash comment/Building kick, being shirtless, etc. I hope half of you can follow 1/3 of it. Sadly, over time it will be understood less and less. But then again, I'm one of the original battlers on YT and all my old stuff already is misunderstood and situational. But thats part of the charm. If you're lost at some point, just sit back, smile, and wait for the next laugh.

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I take no credit for the ridiculous amounts of stuff I parody off of in this video. Eminem, Dragon Ball Z, three Final Fantasy songs by Nobuo Uematsu, Old Spice commercials,