A Pre-Organised Encounter With a Constructor and Maintenance Operator of Mechanical Constructions
972Focus your eyes to my visage. I am a manufacturer and maintenance supervisor of mechanical constructions.
To elaborate on my position as a member of society, that is to say that my occupation involves the finding of a solution to a perplexing complication that may assail myself or others.
However, the conundrums I resolve do not include, for example, a question such as "What would be a satisfactory definition of the concept of an individual's physical attractiveness?"
For such an inquest would be counted among those as would be more befitting of a student of philosophy to answer.
The conundrums which I resolve are those which are useful to everyday occurrences.
I pose an example: How would a person of similar skill and available resources as myself be able to prevent a large enemy combatant with bloodthirsty disposition from committing an act of violence on my person which would result in the creation of an orifice within my flesh akin to that of a second, structurally unconnected and thus useless rectum?
The solution which I pose is thus: the utilisation of an automated firing mechanism. However, if this solution proves woefully inadequate, the logical conclusion would be to use a larger and more powerful automated firing mechanism.
Such as this highly-powered, although structurally small automated firing mechanism mounted upon a support with three points striking the ground; this construction having been concieved and assembled, from the first sketches to its placement on the battlefield, solely by the one who is now addressing you, that is to say, myself.
So, for the sake of your physical health and the mental stability of your comrades-in-arms and significant others, it would be wise to be optimistic in expectation and wish that this powerful weapon of dismemberment and destruction is not facing a direction with which it is capable of firing on yourself.
Farewell.