A song about scratching your balls (comedy)
1I thought I could and should write another song.
I really hope you think that the lyrics are funny and also that the groove gets you good.
Let me know what you think!
Here are the lyrics:
The ballsack scratch song
(Intro)
I sit down easy, my boots already on the floor,
It was a hard day at work, but now I‘m home once more.
There‘s laws in this house that are set in stone,
And scratching yourself down under is surely off the bone.
(Verse 1)
„Not in my house!“ she shouts with a glare,
“Have some decency and don‘t you even dare!“.
I sigh and get up cause this is not my place,
Need to get nextdoor to escape her watchful gaze.
(Chorus)
Boys, if you‘re married you surely know the fight,
Some things are wrong even if they‘re really right.
So if trouble‘s brewin‘, don‘t be acting dumb,
Go into your garage and scratch that ballsack numb.
(Verse 2)
So I go to my ol‘ Truck that drives down every lane,
Welcome to my kingdom where no one will complain.
In my garage, I can scratch all day,
Ain‘t no man or law to take all that away.
(Verse 3)
Got my toolbox, got my hammer and my chair,
This is private county, no one judging me in there.
No fancy rules, complaint or disapproving frown,
Just me, my truck and my ballsack hanging down.
(Chorus)
Boys, if you‘re married you surely know the fight,
Some things are wrong even if they‘re really right.
So if trouble‘s brewin‘, don‘t be acting dumb,
Go into your garage and scratch that ballsack numb.
(Verse 4)
I could fight back, stay hard and really do my best,
But some battles, man, just ain‘t worth the stress.
So I take my beer and make my retreat,
To my holy land, the scratchin‘ seat.
(Outro)
So fellas if your itchin‘, don‘t make a mistake,
Find yourself a special place for your own damn sake.
Cause when she gives that look, you better go act fast,
Head down to your garage and scratch in peace at last!
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