Accepting GIRLFRIEND Applications!!!

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Published on October 3, 2024 6:00:14 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9SZxZXbAq0

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This person is taking girlfriend applications. The requirements are as follows.

Female, obviously.

Age 16-23. Sounds like someone needs to take a seat.

Japanese, but white girls are okay as long as they're small and skinny. Okay, but do you need them to speak English, or can you speak Japanese?

Willing to do as I ask. Yeah, maids can do that too, but you have to pay them. So, what do you contribute?

Have an IQ lower than 113. In other words, dumber than you. Fortunately, that's not hard. Unfortunately, no one wants you.

0 male friends. Okay.

Cook 3 meals a day. What, you can't cook or buy your own food?

Willing to split the bill on a date. This guy is going to leech on you, ladies.

Into kinky stuff, like what?

Send nudes every day they're not in person. You have to earn that.

Have sex when asked. See last comment.

Be on birth control because condoms are restrictive. See last comment.

And finally, jobless. Then, I assume you have a job, right? Right?