Game:

Call of Duty 3 (2006)

Duration: 9:31

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Thank you Activision for keeping these servers going after 16 years. No one understands why you do it. Maybe it was Stubbertville's letter that touched your hearts? Or maybe it was just always meant to be. Just fate. An August summer night, soldiers passing by. Listening to the wind of ahora...

He was just a rookie ahoraer and he surely shook with fright,
He checked all his routers and made sure his ports were tight;
He had to sit and listen to those awful sound effects roar,
"You ain't gonna ahora no more!"

gory gory what a hell of a way to ahora
gory gory what a hell of a way to ahora
gory gory what a hell of a way to ahora
he ain't gonna ahora no more

"Is everybody happy?" cried the game host looking up,
Our Gamer feebly answered "Yes," and then they stood him up;
He crowded into the game night, to all the players unconnected,
And he ain't gonna ahora no more.

gory gory what a hell of a way to ahora
gory gory what a hell of a way to ahora
gory gory what a hell of a way to ahora
he ain't gonna ahora no more

He counted long, he counted loud, he waited for the game to load.
He felt the lag, he felt the bugs, he felt the awful connection drop.
The mtn dew from his reserve spilled out and wrapped around his legs.
And he ain't gonna ahora no more.

gory gory what a hell of a way to ahora
gory gory what a hell of a way to ahora
gory gory what a hell of a way to ahora
he ain't gonna ahora no more

The controller cords swung around his neck, the plastic cracked his dome.
FTP cables were tied in knots around his skinny bones.
The canopy became his shroud, he hurtled to Eder Dam.
And he ain't gonna ahora no more.

gory gory what a hell of a way to ahora
gory gory what a hell of a way to ahora
gory gory what a hell of a way to ahora
he ain't gonna ahora no more

The events he played and loved and laughed kept running through his mind.
He thought about the games back home, the one he left behind.
He thought about the empty bathrooms and wondered what they'd find.
And he ain't gonna ahora no more.

gory gory what a hell of a way to ahora
gory gory what a hell of a way to ahora
gory gory what a hell of a way to ahora
he ain't gonna ahora no more

The flag carrier was on the spot, the jeeps were running wild.
The medics jumped and screamed with glee, took out their syringes and smiled.
For it had been a week or more since last a game night had failed.
And he ain't gonna ahora no more.

gory gory what a hell of a way to ahora
gory gory what a hell of a way to ahora
gory gory what a hell of a way to ahora
he ain't gonna ahora no more

He joined the match, the sound was "AHHHOOOORRRRAAAAAAAA," his ping went spurting high.
His comrades they were heard to say, "A helluva way to ahora."
He proned there teleporting 'round in the packets of his LAN.
And he ain't gonna ahora no more.

gory gory what a hell of a way to ahora
gory gory what a hell of a way to ahora
gory gory what a hell of a way to ahora
he ain't gonna ahora no more

There was disconnections upon the players, there were split lobbies upon the arena.
Gamers were a-dangling from their orbital server's suit.
The event was a mess, they picked it up and deleted the channel too.
And he ain't gonna ahora no more.

gory gory what a hell of a way to ahora
gory gory what a hell of a way to ahora
gory gory what a hell of a way to ahora
he ain't gonna ahora no more

AHORAAAAA COD THREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!

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