AirBlade (PS2) -TerryByte

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Published on September 2, 2016 6:54:33 PM ● Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eV9MhW2adro

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AirBlade (2001)

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I don't have a witty joke for this description. So I will say, that when I recorded the voice-over, I saved the file under 'AidBlade.'
Can you imagine an Aidblade? Like a knife with AIDS? That's nasty. Like a rusty ass blade with AIDS just smothered all over it, waiting to ruin lives and produce 80s style scaremongering commercials?Then we get to have free condoms, which I guess is pretty cool. Get to save like 40 bucks if you grab a huge handful of it.

That reminds me of a time when at my university campus, there was a society handing out free condoms during safe sex week. I had a friend who was in this society, and he decided it was a funny idea to stuff my bag full of condoms, without my knowledge. So, on my way home on the train, I opened my bag, and a flood of multicoloured foil packets filled with latex spill out of my bag onto the train floor. My 3DS poked through the sea of baby deniers, as I looked up to see the entire train carriage look at me. Many pairs of eyes, looking at me with either disgust, admiration.. or a mix of both. I then proceed to hand the condoms out, to at least get rid of some of them, and offset the awkwardness. "HAHA WASN'T THAT FUNNY!? HAHAHA HERE HAVE A CONDOM! HAHAHAHA", while inside I secretly wanted to die inside.

I got rid of maybe 1/3 of the condoms on the journey. I didn't want to take 50+ condoms home, so I decided to hand them out on my way home. I felt no shame, I felt like a good Samaritan, handing out safe sex methods to the public. There was a cute girl at the cafe, she was behind the counter regularly, and knew me, as I frequent the cafe I would walk past on the way home. Now I handed her a condom as a joke, and she blushed and walked away. I handed maybe 20 out within the cafe, showering people with these anti - HIV condoms (which came with free lube by the way). The cute girl came back and asked, quite shyly, why everyone else got a few packets while she only got one, accusing me of not liking her enough to treat her the same as others. I gave her 5 extra, and she skipped happily away with the freebies.

I became 'the Condom guy' in the cafe.

Oh yeah, AirBlade is a PS2 game.

Also thanks to ConnerTheWaffle for helping me with the little skit roasting him!


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