AMAZING!!! The World's First Diss Track Has Been Discovered! (Firemaker - Pekror Diss)
26This is yet more evidence that humans are naturally drawn to creating "disrespect pieces" when threatened or insulted by a rival.
"Firemaker - Pekror Diss" is undated, but is thought to be well over 2 million years old. This makes it the first surviving piece of music ever created. Truly a Paleolithic masterpiece.
The lyrics were written in English on a cave wall for some reason. Here they are:
Hoo, ha, ho, ha
This diss track for Pekror.
Me king. You bitch.
You listen.
I hunt mammoth
You not even hunt ant
You insult me, now I hunting down your clan
Catch me with pike, Qorlerker on the spike
That your man? He is dead, not alive
Now I be in cave doing hoo ha with your woman
I wear coat, that skin from a puma
You test me, you go ahead, try
I take torch, and your hut fry
Hoo, ha, wolf and mammoth
They say what eat, what is
Hoo, ha, plant and ant
You eat, you small like sand
Pekror, you name more like Stickror
Because you arm like toothpick small
Me name Firemaker, you know why
You come back to hut and only see smoke sky
I hear from Jukorana you are small dick guy
Me laugh, hahahahaha, and you cry
You talk like big but you only 4'9
That 4 sticks and 9 leaf, no lie
Hoo, ha, wolf and mammoth
They say what eat, what is
Hoo, ha, plant and ant
You eat, you small like sand
Hoo, ha, dino and dragon
They say what eat, what is
Hoo, ha, eat dirt food
Now I get ancestor diss you
(MONKEY NOISES)
Crazy Frog
(Crazy Frog noises)
Hoo, ha, wolf and mammoth
They say what eat, what is
Hoo, ha, plant and ant
You eat, you small like sand
Hoo, ha, dino and dragon
They say what eat, what is
Hoo, ha, you live in ditch
Pekror, what you say now bitch