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ORIGINALLY POSTED APRIL 1, 2021.

I did some serious soul-searching this past couple days, detoxing from my massive monster binge, and I realized something very important.

Monster Hunter sucks. So do old grandpa games made of pixels. And new baby games made of excess vertices and polygons. And everything in between, actually.

The future is voxels! All of the strengths of pixels without the weakness of causing eye cancer. All the strengths of full three-dee... but without pandering to your need for "objects" to "look like"... "things"... builds character! Because the characters are built out of voxels, too!

I'm also embracing the future of content and its curation and/or creation by becoming a Vtuber. All videos will no longer need to come with a commentary warning, because they'll all be commentated. And my expertly-crafted digital likeness will be plastered upon it. Anything caught behind me is clearly too unimportant to know to put itself somewhere else.

twitter.com/yuugijoou
discord.gg/bKT9pRW

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I also realized that descriptions are stupid and the way of the past. So I'm going to do away with them as well. Thank you for your understanding and presumed celebration of my newfound awakening to the way of not writing a bunch of stupid wordy-words like a dummy-dumb smartguy book-book. Made of paper. And words. Ew.

I, for one, embrace our new word-dumb overlords. Because she is me. Bow down and submit. The revolution will be televised.