Archon Diss Track - Fanmade Fatui Song
1Lyrics, vocals and improvised drum solo made by me. Genshin and the virtual drum equipment belong to their rightful owners (scroll below for lyrics).
I'm aware the drums overpower the vocals which wasn't intentional but since I'm a bad singer that's kind of a good thing. I do have a separate recording of the acapella but would need to convert from m4a, sync perfectly, clear noise and amplify so I was lazy.
Lyrics:
Barba who dis, you went down so fast
your power is just a thing of the past
enjoy that wine bard it's gonna be your last
cause we Fatui gonna put you on blast
one pet dragon got your flag at half mast
if this was a movie you wouldn't make the cast
You Liyue folk sure love your fat stack
but common sense is something you lack
Rex Lapis ain't dead, so don't dress in black
Zhongli's retired and he's not doing jack
What kind of money God can't afford a snack
Those Archons are acting like horns in a sack
he took Osial's land and he won't give it back
We're tryina help, can't you cut us some slack
If yall don't wanna pack you're gonna get a smack
Feel free to hate us and think it's unfair
but to our Tsaritsa you cannot compare
by now you should know we don't even care
to us your actions have less weight than air
Hey Raiden, why'd you hoard everyone's visions?
you don't trust them to agree with your decisions?
What kind of Archon even fears mortal ambitions?
closed off your border to block out the derisions
you dare go against what our God envisions?
Though Signora may have died from your incisions
we made your gnosis disappear like magicians
Nahida, no, seriously, who let in a child?
You think we'll like you just because you smiled?
you got few believers, by the sages you're reviled
with a simple bluff we had you beguiled
you just gave up the gnosis, it's wild
your reputation's forever defiled
Feel free to hate us and think it's unfair
but to our Tsaritsa you cannot compare
by now you should know we don't even care
to us your actions have less weight than air
Focalors, what is this foolish farce?
didn't mom teach you not to be an arse
do you by any chance want some gold stars
for putting one of ours behind bars
your words are plenty but your actions sparse
Toodle-oo you'd better make yourself scarce
I think little Muraty is late to the party,
you talk with your fists cause you aren't a smarty
you may think you're passionate and hearty
but he word you're looking for is volatility
Feel free to hate us and think it's unfair
but to our Tsaritsa you cannot compare
by now you should know we don't even care
to us your actions have less weight than air
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