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Ark: Survival Evolved (2017)

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There's like, 2 things I love most in life, and Dinosaurs are both of those things.
Because I don't really know the lore of the game, let alone who I or Cortana seem to be, and because I still don't really have much experience beyond picking up rocks and sprinting through swamps, I'm just gonna pass the time by talking about some of my favorite Dinosaur media growing up.

Dinosaur King
There were two kinds of people growing up, those who were cool, and those who were super cool.
If you watched Pokemon, you were cool, but if you watched Dinosaur King, you were the penultimate grandmaster of coolness incarnate.
For those who have yet to be blessed with the glory that is Dinosaur King, allow for me to inform you.
It's like Pokemon... but with dinosaurs.
Now tell me that isn't the coolest thing ever-
The dinosaurs have a chibi cute form for when they're just chilling, but when they go into fight-murder mode, they turn all three dimensional on ya.
Just another reason why 4Kidz in its prime was better than Nick, CN, and Disney combined, you had Dinosaur King, Sonic, and Kirby, the best of everything everywhere all at once.

Disney's Dinosaur
Here's something that gets me all happy and furious-
I could go on a whole rant based on why this movie is better than everyone thinks, but I have been editing this video and preparing it for the last 8 hours so I'll just say this.
Go on YouTube... or stay on YouTube if you're reading this, and search up "Disney Carnotaurus" and you'll see all about the "quality" of this movie.
I'd like to see Judge Claude Frollo fight off that Carno-
Hey that rhymed :D

Telltale's Jurassic Park: The Game
I got three big things that I'm gonna say about this, none of which I will expand further and leave it to both yours and my shared confusion.
1. This is the piece of media that made me wanna become a voice actor (Do not ask why, I have no answer).
2. The fact that this isn't known as much as other Telltale games is bewilderingly odd.
3. The only way I can play the game for myself now is to buy a physical copy for $100, well technically $96 but it might as well be a thousand, at least that's what the quality is worth-

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