Assassin's Creed: Valhalla (Playstation 4) REVIEW
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Ladies and Gentlemen,
Some things I left out of my review for ASSASSINS CREED VALHALLA. I won't...I refuse to re-record the review. It is perfection. But I'll put said missing things here
- The game crashed more times than a boy racer (aka twat)
- There were more bugs than in a geriatrics rear end (aka ass)
- The game wants you to make love to everyone (aka S.T.D)
Now watch the review and shower me with praise
O.C.G
PLEASE NOTE: OCG is a fictional character. Any resemblance to persons alive, dead or un-dead is purely coincidental
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Game: Assassin's Creed - Valhalla (2020)
Platforms: Playstation 4, Playstation 5, Xbox Series X and Series S, Xbox One & Microsoft Windows
Review Written, Edited & Performed by Joseph Helsing
Music by Luke Barratt
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