Avery the Idiot - [Original Song]
22What happens when you push a simpleton too far? π
Well that happened to poor ol' Avery, and it's not good. Shocking, surprise twist at the end!........ Murder π it's murder. He kills everyone.
Anyway I wrote this around 2013. Here are the lyrics, so you can get your tattoos spelled correctly.
The village idiot,
He saw the bait and bit,
He's such a fool and the town gets a kick out of it,
Sometimes though I feel kind of bad,
But he's sure funny when he's mad
Now let's just say that physically,
He ain't no work of art,
Shit for brains,
And nobody cares whats in his heart,
Cos' in the eyes of the town,
Avery's the dumbest one around
Mother's in the loony bin,
Father's just a fisherman,
A victim of circumstance,
Poor Avery never stood a chance
All the women look the other way,
The men torment him everyday,
They laughed it off when he swore that he would make them pay,
He marched home into his shack,
Like a camel with a broken back
(Like a camel with a broken back)
Now Avery had a dirty plan,
A filthy rotten plan,
He's gonna grab his hatchet and kill as many as he can,
Oh what a bloody mess!
Let that be a lesson to the rest,
Let that be a lesson to the rest,
Let that be a lesson to the rest
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