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This is the song with lyrics (as close as I could get...) I didn't make the video the lyrics were just too long to put in a comment.

*beat*
Just go ahead, you're in a safe place. It's your turn.

Just let me tell you about this fucking day I'm having
Just let me tell you about this mother fucking day I'm having
You hear me loud and clear? I'm the baby of cakes.
Just let me tell you that the devil tailor made my today

There was a knock at the front door during my finishing touches,
Had to force down the blushes, fighting back all the nut gushes
The second shame came right away right when the toilet said no
My ugly business afloat, I just put the lid down and strolled

It was Tuesday so I took care of my nose and ears,
But the fridge was all out of beers, so I started feeling the years
I didn't sleep, no not a wink, because the attic attacked
We can't go up cause we're fat, gotta call a small friend for that
(Because we're fat, that's right I'm fat!)

The world is dark and bad, but it is made of light,
You never know if friend or foe is going to love on your wife
The world is rough and tough, but it is mega sweet (clap)
You fight or flight, chicken or meat. I want to sleep, I want to eat

No, no, you backed me in the corner so just shut up and listen!
I got a long list of complaints and a shit ton of suspicion
Such as nobody forward warnings to me ever again,
Now the indigestion kicks in, but I left the tums in the den

And I drop this, and I drop that
Oh yeah I dropped it dropped it dropped it just like algebra class
So keep your meditation supper and your spiritual sects,
And no, it isn't Donald's turn because I haven't said next!
(It's still my turn, you crappy guy!)

I cut my fingers up, when I was cooking bird
You read the book of the movie, that doesn't make me a turd
I tell the stories here, I kick the ass in here
Yeah, I'm a peaceful sleepy giant making zero a year

Now dad, you're usually cool but today he raged
He rolled up on my macho stackos, didn't let me explain
And a word to the wise, some witches have sexy eyes
But I can guess just from her breasts she's got a dick 'tween her thighs

Yeah I know things, and I hate things
And I'm really super sorry that I'm acting so mean
But I hate it how I've never ever caught me a fly!
And I hate it when you smack, you smack so much you should die!
(Just close your mouth when you eat shit!)

Why can't I drink the pool? Why not the cobbler burger?
What? Just because a gang of gods once made up dinner and supper?
Hey, look! There's booby bunny! Remind you of yourself?
Yeah I say smurves and I say milves because of wolves and of elves

My brain, it needs some air. A window in my head
When I hang with those who pry I try to act like I'm dead
I hate you in my face, I hate your nasal whiskers
I hate the followers, the offerers, the watchers and tskers

My bad for being rude, but I don't care what you are selling
Don't absent heartedly give up on me because I am yelling
I'm done.