Baron Perfecto's tour de Baldur's Gate! Day 6! (Meme Playthrough)
0Ahhhh Baldur's Gate, it's been years since I've been to the glorious metropolis of these Forgotten Realms. Resting in the Western Heartlands, off the north bank of Chiontar, just south of it's sister city Waterdeep, and right off the wonderfull trade laden Coast Way road. Baldur's gate is a jewel of the realm, with over 42 *thousand* inhabitants it serves as the port of choice for most major tradesmen going up the west coast. Oh how wonderful it was, a crescent moon cut straight from the heavens. I remember perusing the Wide, visiting my friends in the High Hall, laying offerings to Gond in the High House of Wonders, and providing ample "supplies" to the wonderful Watch members serving at the Seatower of Balduran. I used to visit often, before these monstrous beasts caught me, these *Illithid*.
Who am I? Why I'm *Baron Perfecto!* The most perfect person in the world! Everything I do is right, and anyone saying otherwise is making up lies, after all any witnesses to these supposed foul deeds are most certainly dead. Might makes right afterall, and when your'e as perfect as I, you are indeed mightiest of all.
How did these pustulent worms captuer me then? Don't ask stupid questions you fool, all that matters is that I exact my vengeance and rebuild my wealth! Some fools curse seems to have once again stripped me of everything! I used to be friends of the Silvershields, now look at me!
(OOC)
Baron Perfecto is a meme OC created by Force2reckon and played/recreated in and through many cRPG stories. A truly selfish person, thus often being on the darker side of things, Baron Perfecto is most commonly played using mods/cheats to replicate impossibility, both for themselves and others. For instance if means are available Perfecto will *always* roll a natural 20 (or whatever is required for a critical success) on any roll they undertake.
Trivia and lore can be acquired by asking questions in chat. Here are some notable mods and features of the Perfecto run in Baldur's Gate 3:
•Overall Faster/improved UI
•All rolls 20!
•Choose your stats mod - Adds a potion to allow you to edit many *many* stats of the characters (used mostly to get to 20 in every skill)
•Unlocked Level Curve allowing levelling to 20 + expanded class levels
•Action resources restore on short rest (all spell slots/class resources)
•Animate Dead ++ & Permanency addon (Permanent skele's?!)
•Feel My POWERRRRR - restores Tadpole Powers after Combat
•Expanded spell list and feats list
•NPC's don't run from summons
•Better Duelwielding & One hand wield two hand weapons
•Altered features more in line with TTop 5e (War Caster allowing more cantrips, Maneuvers interrupting)
•Toggleable Lone Wolf (Inspired by DoS)
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