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BattleBlock Theater (2013)

Duration: 20:23

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Boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, turn the lights down low and shut your faces as I wrap you in the cozy blanket of a story as heartwarming and soft as a mother's kiss...or is it?
Once upon a time, there was a boat! Now, this wasn't just any boat, children. It was a ship. A ship full of friends, hundreds of friends, best friends. Truly, it was a friend-ship...get it? But it wouldn't be very polite of me, if I didn't mention the most noteworthy friend on board: Hatty Hattington. Say hi to hatty! Hatty was like king friend of friendship kingdom, and the walking defenition of handsome gentleman. Now one fine morning, Hatty and pals set out for a new and exciting adventure. What fantastic wonders would they discover this time? Perhaps they'd come across a scary ghost ship. Perhaps they'd find an island made entirely of candy. Perhaps they'd meet a band of scary swashbuckling pirates...and join forces to find an island made entirely of candy! Who knew? But it didn't matter. As long as they were together, there was smiles to be had and adventures to be shared! Now today was a day like any other adventurous day. Spirits were uncrushably high, and everyone was singing, and dancing, and singing, and having a jolly time. When suddenly, the ocean was all like, "SURPRISE!", and a huge, MASSIVE storm brewed out of nowhere! There was THUNDER! BOOM! And LIGHTNING! BOOM! And then, just like that, it was over. "Is everyone okay?" said Hatty. "I don't know what I'd do if I lost even ONE of you!" Hatty continued. But the eye of the storm is VERY misleading, children. NEVER turn your back on it, because the ocean was all like, "PSYCHE!" and it came back, even BIGGER this time, TWICE as big, as if Poseidon himself extended his hand in friendship, and they spat in his mouth! Boy, he was pis-- he was mad! And the rain came down like a shower of bullets. And the floor boards were buckling, and creaking, and breaking and pieces of their ship were raining down like shards of broken dreams, and then Reginald comes upstairs and he's all like, "I say, gentlemen. I DO believe we're in quite a spot of bother." And everyone else was like, "REALLY?! What tipped you off, genious?!" And then Hatty was all like, "Hey, be nice!" HUGE giant waves thrashed the boat to and fro...fro and to, carelessly sprinkling friend after friend into the cold unforgiving abyss of the deep dark ocean, everyone was screaming like, "HELP ME!!!" SPLASH! SPLASH! And there was this huge whale, which made it super scary. And I think there was a shark...yep there it was, ohhhh gosh! And then Hatty was all like, "Hold on to your butts! LAND HO!!!" And BANG, BANG, BANG, SMASH! A shipwreck as foretold by their fatebooks of...fate...and while it seems like the end, this is merely the beginning of another fantastic adventure for the brave crew of the S.S. Friend...ship...

Hello WammyFans! Welcome to the WammyCast, AND to an exciting and adventurous new series called BattleBlock Theater! Join with A and J as they take on the roles of...well...yeah...
A and J must evade dangers such as deadly chest-deep water, sharp spikes, security cats, and much more to get to the end of the level, picking up gems and yarn along the way! They must use skill, reflexes, timing, luck, and above all, teamwork to succeed in their quests! So, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, puppies and kitties of all ages, it is time to set back, grab the popcorn, turn down the lights, and get ready for BattleBlock Theater!!!

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