Beating a Touhou game until Th19.5/20 drops(day 70)
1Me: Welcome to "Notlol's Class on Why He's Such A Failure", kids!
The kids: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: Exhibit A....this UFO Lunatic Marisa A 1cc!
The kids: Erm...Mr. Notlol, isn't that your favorite game?
A boy: Yeah, aren't you supposed to be crazy good at UFO?
Me: Correct-a-mundo, kiddos! UFO is my favorite game...but that doesn't mean your worthless pathetic loser of a teacher can still be dogshit at his strongest game.
The kids: Ohh...makes sense, makes sense.
Me: As you can see; this run is absolute dogwater! 4 deathbombs(or was it 3?) at the end of stage 2, a terrible stage 4, a bad Shou and a horrendous Hijiri! You got it all, kids!
The kids: Um...Mr. Notlol, what are we supposed to learn from this?
Me: That I'm a failure as a Touhou player! I'm no "superplayer" as my friends like to call me!
The kids: Oh.
Me: Anyway, that's the end of class. Oh and we finally made it do day 70.
The kids: Ok! Bye, Mr. Notlol! Keep on being a failure!