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The funniest thing to happen in heaven in 2024! St. Peter’s reaction to this nun's wish is pure comedy gold. Check it out now!
St. Peter is used to granting wishes, but this one left him speechless! Find out why in this hysterical nun joke that's too funny to miss.
When nuns are given the chance to make a wish in heaven, hilarity ensues! Watch the unexpected twist that will have you in stitches!
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To heaven, they were pleasantly surprised when St. Peter informed them that in exchange for their many years of servitude and chastity, God himself was going to bestow upon them each one wish.
The first nun said with a blush, "This is slightly embarrassing, but I have to admit, while I did love serving the Lord, the vow of chastity was really tough on me. May I return to Earth for a weekend of unbridled lust with the face and body of Angelina Jolie?"
St. Peter said, "Your wish is granted." Poof! She disappeared and returned to Earth to fulfill her fantasy.
The second nun agreed and said, "I'd like the same, but may I return with the face and body of Jessica Alba?"
St. Peter said again, "Your wish is granted." Poof! Away she went.
The third nun, an Italian girl, nodded her head in agreement. "I too would like the same, but may I return with the face and body of Alice Gan Pipini?"
With a confused look, St. Peter replied, "I'm sorry, sister, but I do not know of her. Is she a famous starlet?"
The sister squealed with excitement, "Oh my, yes! Yes, she is! She's the most famous one of them all. Why, look at this article I've been saving for years!"
And with that, she reached into her pocket and pulled out an old, yellow, folded-up newspaper article, which she handed to him with shaking hands. St. Peter slowly unfolded the paper and read the headline aloud: "Alaskan Pipeline Laid by 500 Men in One Week.
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